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WWE 2K Battlegrounds – A Trash Game For A Trash Brand (Jimpressions)
2K has another bad wrestling videogame to ruin your day, but this time it’s made of cartoons! Following last year’s disastrous 2K20, WWE is back with 2K Battlegrounds. And it’s rubbish. Limited, repetitive, and stuffed with a grinding microtransaction economy, WWE 2K Battlegrounds is worth playing only if you love…
PS5 Pre-Ordering Is A Stupid Disaster
The PlayStation 5 is proving difficult to order, and neither Sony nor retailers have helped. Pre-orders were meant to go live on Thursday, September 17th. Instead, they just sorta went live whenever, and the result has been anarchic. Because nothing in the so-called “AAA” industry is ever simple, customers simply…
PlayStation 5 Showcase Reaction Garbage (OMGH)
Sony did a PlayStation 5 showcase where they revealed some information before letting Geoff Keighley tweet important news that they couldn’t be bothered to tell us. Anyway, let’s react to trailers, including ones for Demon’s Souls, Final Fantasy XVI, and Resident Evil Village. #PS5 #PlayStation #ResidentEvil #DemonsSouls #FinalFantasy #CallofDuty #Sony…
A Video About Playing Videogames From Terrible Companies (The Jimquisition)
505 Games Accidentally Gave Customers The Free Control Upgrade It Said Was Impossible To Give
505 Games has undermined its own argument that it simply couldn’t give existing Control owners a free upgrade for next-gen systems. PS4 Control players noticed that Control Ultimate Edition was available to download rather than purchase – something 505 Games said couldn’t be done. Access to the upgrade without purchase…
Kingdoms Of Amalur: Re-Reckoning – Re-Reviewing A Remastered Re-Release (Jimpressions)
Kingdoms of Amalur: Re-Reckoning is a pretty basic remaster of a game that could have stood to see more improvements. It’s not terrible, but Amalur shows its age despite some convenience overhauls. Still, the action RPG holds up really well, still looks nice, and boasts that excellent character building system…
Hyrule Warriors: Age Of Calamity – Breath Of The Wild, But Probably Better (OMGH)
EA Tried Putting Intrusive Adverts Into UFC 4 Because It’s Pure Slime
I Really, Really Hate Ubisoft (The Jimquisition)
Super Mario 3D All-Stars – Limited Availability On A Digital Version? LOL!
Nintendo is pulling yet another classic Nintendo Move with the recently revealed Super Mario 3D All-Stars. A collection of Super Mario 64, Mario Sunshine, and Mario Galaxy are coming to Switch with a Nintendo-flavored catch. Because Nintendo manufactures scarcity despite claims to the contrary, Super Mario 3D All-Stars will only…
Marvel’s Avengers – Earth’s Crappiest Heroes (Jimpressions)
http://www.thejimquisition.com https://www.thejimporium.com It may have the powerful Marvel license behind it, but make no mistake – Marvel’s Avengers is just another forgettably mediocre “live service” waste of time. A lifeless, colorless, utterly humorless take on the Marvel universe, Avengers’ overall sloppiness and visually horrendous presentation doesn’t help. And on top…