Konami is the publisher y’all just love to hate, and recently it’s jumped aboard a bandwagon held in equal contempt by decent people everywhere – NFTs! Yes, nobody could be surprised that one of gaming’s most pathetically cynical publishers would go all crypto on us, so let’s just tear into…
Square Enix has ripped off the mask to show just how cynical, just how exploitative, just how greedy the game industry is. As it embraces the Metaverse, the Blockchain, and NFTs, it promises a truly horrible future for gaming. This is the culmination of everything the “AAA” industry has been…
The year is wrapping up, and that means the grisly business must be undertaken yet again. Ten horrible, horrible games that contributed only misery to the industry are here for your nasty edification. From the expected to the obscure, drink in the filth as we once again scour the depths….
Awards are meaningless. Videogames don’t deserve applause. It is, however, the end of the year, and that means trophies must be given whether we played deserving titles or not. Join me, then, as your old pal James Stephanie Sterling lists a number of games they didn’t completely hate this year….
DigiPen Institute of Technology is an incredibly influential establishment in the games industry. A college respected enough to land its students jobs on sheer reputation, DigiPen is highly regarded. It also teaches students to accept being overworked and crunched to breaking point. The Jimquisition has spoken with a number of…
Hello friends! Here is a bad Christmas game for you to enjoy watching me not enjoy!
Activision Blizzard isn’t going to let a massive scandal over its work culture get in the way of some good old fashioned layoffs, and it won’t let human decency get in the way of making those layoffs cruel as possible. #Activision #Blizzard #CallOfDuty #RavenSoftware #Layoffs #JimSterling #Jimquisition #StephanieSterling #CommanderSterling #Games…
In 1997, Jaffa Cakes launched a line of weird little koosh ball monsters called Orangey Tangs. I might be the only person alive who cares.
When Ubisoft’s horrific history of abuse was exposed last year, it stunned me how quickly games media moved on when it came time to review the latest Assassin’s Creed guff. Some argue game reviews and coverage of game releases are no place for reminders that said games are published by…
https://TinyURL.com/ABetterABK https://TinyURL.com/ABetterUbisoft The CEO of Activision Blizzard has been outed as a truly vile creep. Yes, somehow more so than before. Oh dear.
The Grand Theft Auto Trilogy, otherwise known hilariously as Grand Theft Auto Definitive Edition, is terrible. A disaster. A most amusing circus. Let’s take that ride right now. Strap yourselves in!
One of the laziest, most despicable games I’ve ever played, the sheer lack of effort in conjunction with a well known license is beyond appalling. Let’s see just how utterly pathetic one game can be. The answer is very. Very, very pathetic.
