Hentai Vs. Evil – As Horny As A Soccer Ball (Jimpressions)
Hentai Vs. Evil has taken something beautiful (hentai) and made it bad (bad).
Pissy People Protesting PlayStation PC Ports (The Jimquisition)
God of War is coming to PC, and wouldn’t you know it, zealous PlayStation fans are up in arms! They see betrayal, contempt, and even hate, almost as if they put far too much emotional stock in a corporation. That stake, and the assumption that someone “deserves” exclusivity in return…
Devil Nuns With Tommy Guns (Squirty Play)
In Limitless Hunger, you get to shoot loads of weird monsters with guns. It’s like Serious Sam, but it’s… well… it’s got an imagination all of its own!
Why Emulating Nintendo Games Is Good, Probably (The Jimquisition)
Kotaku got itself told off by the gaming community for allegedly encouraging piracy. This is because it wrote about Metroid Dread being emulated in 4K, a news story that is news. Meanwhile, Nintendo has made a great case for emulation by offering a premium subscription service that offers access to…
Back 4 Blood – Left 4 Meh’d (Jimpressions)
Back 4 Blood is basically a lesser version of Left 4 Dead, despite having way more content. Turns out personality is way more compelling than simply having loads of stuff. Also, it’s really annoying. And slow. And just not as good as Left 4 Dead.
Skatebird – Everything I Love Turns To Ash (Jimpressions)
I’ve made no secret of my excitement for Skatebird. I must now be equally as open about my disappointment.
Leaky Twitch (The Jimquisition)
Twitch is becoming more and more of a circus lately, and the latest performance easily tops them all! The entire site leaked. The whole thing. Utter disaster. Let’s poke at it a bit.
Konami’s Awful, Awful Soccer Game (The Jimquisition)
eFootball 2022 is an impressively bad new direction for the formerly beloved Pro Evolution Soccer series. Konami has once again provided the world with something truly terrible to make delighted fun of. More than that, however, it’s yet another example of how so-called “AAA” publishers continue to screw up their…
Dead Eyed Mannequins Are Horny For It All (Squirty Play)
In the hit visual novel Innocence or Money you’ll face hard questions and even harder dilemmas. Corruption or purity? Money or integrity? This game or literally any other one?
Deathloop – The Overpowering Quandary Of Deluxe Editions (Jimpressions)
New merch store! Deathloop is a fairly standards FPS with a layering of interesting trappings. It also has a special edition that trivializes most of it. It throws open the quandary of providing deluxe edition items that straddle the line between useful and overpowered, though most games opt for either…
Microtransactions Are An Accessibility Issue (The Jimquisition)
New merch store! Check out Laura’s new book project and YouTube channel! Microtransactions are an accessibility issue! Apex Legends and FIFA can get praise for considering disability, but until they stop actively exploiting those with invisible disabilities, they deserve scorn in abundance. Also, we’re joined by special guest Laura Kate…
AAAA (The Jimquisition)
New merch store! Let’s please PLEASE not start calling them “AAAA” games. Having to debase ourselves and go along with “AAA” was bad enough!