Well, I found myself a highly amusing Gears of War clone to play, one with voice acting so slow and precise, it genuinely feels like it’s patronizing you. Let’s go! #MARS #GearsOfWar #ThirdPersonShooter #Shooter #JimSterling #PC #Microtransactions #SquirtyPlay
It doesn’t take much to get the defenders of Scott Cawthon to take their masks off and reveal the frothing hatred underneath. Enjoy this little recap of what those who stan for the creator of Five Nights at Freddy’s had to say this past week. It’s quite horrible, folks!
Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy is a damn sight better than Marvel’s Avengers, but that’s hardly high praise. That game was bloody awful. By contrast, this is a well written, well paced, well made game. That’s a lot of wells, and this game has a lot of licensed music. Well,…
Hentai Vs. Evil has taken something beautiful (hentai) and made it bad (bad).
God of War is coming to PC, and wouldn’t you know it, zealous PlayStation fans are up in arms! They see betrayal, contempt, and even hate, almost as if they put far too much emotional stock in a corporation. That stake, and the assumption that someone “deserves” exclusivity in return…
In Limitless Hunger, you get to shoot loads of weird monsters with guns. It’s like Serious Sam, but it’s… well… it’s got an imagination all of its own!
Kotaku got itself told off by the gaming community for allegedly encouraging piracy. This is because it wrote about Metroid Dread being emulated in 4K, a news story that is news. Meanwhile, Nintendo has made a great case for emulation by offering a premium subscription service that offers access to…
Back 4 Blood is basically a lesser version of Left 4 Dead, despite having way more content. Turns out personality is way more compelling than simply having loads of stuff. Also, it’s really annoying. And slow. And just not as good as Left 4 Dead.
I’ve made no secret of my excitement for Skatebird. I must now be equally as open about my disappointment.
Twitch is becoming more and more of a circus lately, and the latest performance easily tops them all! The entire site leaked. The whole thing. Utter disaster. Let’s poke at it a bit.
eFootball 2022 is an impressively bad new direction for the formerly beloved Pro Evolution Soccer series. Konami has once again provided the world with something truly terrible to make delighted fun of. More than that, however, it’s yet another example of how so-called “AAA” publishers continue to screw up their…
In the hit visual novel Innocence or Money you’ll face hard questions and even harder dilemmas. Corruption or purity? Money or integrity? This game or literally any other one?
