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Top Ten Sh*ttiest Games Of 2023 (The Jimquisition)
The Jimquisition Game Of The Year Awards 2023
It’s that joyous time again! The only awards that matter until next week, The Jimquisition Awards, have returned to give us 2023’s best games, as judged by Stephanie Sterling, and her opinion is all that matters. #GameOfTheYear #BaldursGate3 #Theatrhythm #Karmazoo #JimSterling #jimquisition #StephanieSterling #Games #Gaming #videogames
The Game Awards Will Never Do Better (The Jimquisition)
Digital Ownership, Or How A Bunch Of PlayStation Content Got Stolen (The Jimquisition)
Digital media is fragile – perhaps the most fragile media format we have, considering how tightly controlled and whimsically removed it is thanks to corporate interests. As PlayStation users just got told they’re losing tons of Discovery content they paid for, we have to examine the utter scam of digital…
Apology Graphics, Rise Of Kong, And Regulating Bad Games (The Jimquisition)
Skull Island: Rise of Kong has quickly become a legend of bad videogame lore. Astoundingly unfinished garbage, it’s giving even that dreadful Gollum game a run for its money. In a year of abysmal videogames, many of which inspired Solemn JPEG apology graphics, let’s start wondering if game quality needs…
Silent Hill: Ascension Is F*cking Disgusting (The Jimquisition)
Konami is Konami, and Konami is the worst. Once again plundering a beloved franchise in the grossest way possible, the company has inflicted Silent Hill: Ascension onto the world – a monetized cutscene that takes microtransactions to a new and sickening low. It’s really, really bad. #Silent Hill #Konami #Microtransactions…
Stray Souls: A Bad Game Made By Bad People (The Jimquisition)
Stray Souls is an absolutely terrible horror game. With its baffling bugs, nonsensical writing, A.I. art, suppression of criticism, and hateful director, it truly is one of the worst games of the year. Oh what spooky Halloween fun! #StraySouls #Horror #AI #Horror #Twitter #Controversy #Halloween #JimSterling #Jimquisition #StephanieSterling #JamesStephanieSterling #Games…
Creative Abandoned: Why Sonic Has So Many Bad Games (The Jimquisition)
Microsoft Bought Activision And That’s Terrible (The Jimquisition)
Kidd Bandit vs. The saga is over and the misery begins! Microsoft just bought Activision in the biggest buyout in game industry history. I am disgusted. Let’s discuss why it’s horrid! #Microsoft #Activision #Buyout #Money #Capitalism #Layoffs #Tech #JimSterling #Jimquisition #JamesStephanieSterling #StephanieSterling #Wrestling #Games #Gaming #Videogames
The Game Industry Hides How Bad The Really Bad Layoffs Are (The Jimquisition)
The game industry layoffs are really bad, but according to testimony gathered for The Jimquisition, it’s far worse than they look. It’s all thanks for the nasty tactics companies employ to obscure layoffs behind other forms of job termination. #GameIndustry #Epic #Bethesda #CDProjektred #Layoffs #Money #JimSterling #Jimquisition #Games #JamesStephanieSterling #StephanieSterling…
Fiscal Responsibility, Or A Study In Game Publisher Stupidity (The Jimquisition)
Epic Games laid off over 800 people because management decided to gamble on Metaverse Magic Beans. Capcom’s boss thinks game prices are too low. What do these two things have in common? They’re examples of how industry leaders are irresponsible with their money and pass the consequences onto anybody but…