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Babylon’s Fall – More Like Babylon’s Fail LOL (Jimpressions)

Under the thrall of Square Enix, Platinum Games has delivered a true masterpiece of awfulness in Babylon’s Fall. This live service trash is really bad. Really, really bad. #BabylonsFall #SquareEnix #PlatinumGames #PS5 #Xbox #PC #Microtransactions #LiveService #JimSterling #JamesStephanieSterling #Jimpressions

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March 9, 2022 March 9, 2022Uncategorized

The Open World Is Not Enough (The Jimquisition)

Elden Ring has demonstrated that open worlds don’t have to be the sprawling, vapid, alleged sandboxes that have dominated “AAA” games. After playing something so rich, the average open world just doesn’t cut it anymore.

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March 7, 2022 March 7, 2022Uncategorized

Elden Ring – The Dark Souls Of Games That Aren’t Dark Souls (Jimpressions)

Elden Ring is like Dark Souls, but more. More scale, more options, more accessibility. God damn, it is good! #EldenRing #FromSoftware #PS5 #PC #Xbox #Review #Jimpressions #JimSterling #JamesStephanieSterling

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March 1, 2022 March 1, 2022Uncategorized

Elden Ring And The Tiresome Dance Of Git Guddery (The Jimquisition)

Elden Ring is finally out, and with it has come the same circular discourse about accessibility and difficulty. We’re not playing this time.

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February 28, 2022 February 28, 2022Uncategorized

Pokémon Legends: Arceus – Literally The Best Pokémon Game (Jimpressions)

Pokémon Legends: Arceus is what the Pokémon series has sorely needed. Quicker, more efficient, and far less of a waste of time. Best Pokémon game, easy!

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February 22, 2022 February 22, 2022Uncategorized

Some Whining Wankboys Think Aloy Looks Like A Man (The Jimquisition)

Horizon: Forbidden West has caused the usual crowd of nerdy whiners a real kerfuffle, because she doesn’t look hot enough for their peeners to enjoy.

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February 21, 2022 February 21, 2022Uncategorized

Did I Mention I Hate NFTs? (The Jimquisition)

Tickets for Commander Sterling’s first UK match: northwrestling.co.uk Yeah, another NFT episode, but I cannot overstate how thorough my disgust for them is, how dangerous they are, and how awful the game industry is being about them.

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February 14, 2022 February 14, 2022Uncategorized

Insights From A Terrible Galaga Game (The Jimquisition)

Galaga Wars+ is on Apple Arcade and it’s absolutely atrocious. A slapdash rerelease of a free-to-play scam, it exposes just how terrible such scams can be once the premium shortcuts are disabled and all you’re left with is the malicious, aggressive grind. It’s proven very valuable. Let’s look at it!

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February 7, 2022 February 8, 2022Uncategorized

NFT Loot Boxes Are A Thing Because Everything Is Bad (The Jimquisition)

The shriveled corpse of Atari has inflicted a new blight upon the land – NFT loot boxes. They’re NFTs (terrible) that behave like loot boxes (also terrible). God is dead. Let’s grit our teeth and have an excruciating time looking at this horrible blasphemy, shall we?

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January 31, 2022 January 31, 2022Uncategorized

Obligatory Video About Microsoft Buying Activision (The Jimquisition)

Microsoft is acquiring Activision Blizzard in one of the biggest power moves this industry has ever seen. I guess we have to talk about that instead of anything I wanted to talk about. God’s sake!

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January 24, 2022 January 24, 2022Uncategorized

The Procession To Calvary – A Classical Classic (Jimpressions)

Originally released in 2020 and finally stumbled upon by James Stephanie Sterling in 2022, The Procession to Cavalry has very quickly become one of my favorite games. Seriously, I love this special little adventure game. Funny, ridiculous, and visually creative, I can’t praise it enough.

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January 20, 2022 January 20, 2022Uncategorized

S… E… X (The Jimquisition)

Game Jolt’s recent decision to ban so-called “p*rn games” leads your old pal James Stephanie Sterling to rant about the treatment of adult content and sex workers overall.

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January 17, 2022 January 17, 2022Uncategorized
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