It’s a bit like Vampire Survivors, except pathetically saucy and not very good!
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The Golden Girl Pulls And Licks The Dog – Buttpire Buttvivors (Squirty Play)
It’s a bit like Vampire Survivors, except pathetically saucy and not very good!
The entire world is playing BG3 (a game without MTX or some other bullcrap monetization) and our goodest girl goes dumpster diving for content.
The titular golden girl doesn’t actually pull or lick any one of the myriad dogs in hordes? I don’t know if I’m more relieved or disappointed.
The REGULAR price of this game is $1.99; figures! The description on the store page: “The heroine of the game is wearing revealing clothes, please do not play boldly in public!” And it’s also part of a developer/publisher bundle at the REGULAR price of $18.10, which means they KNOW they’re making cheap stuff!
German Shepherds.
Glad to see this come back!
I’ve been around the H games and this has to be up there with one of the strangest titles yet.
Now bring back chunky plays lol
Really though a 3D Vampire Survivors would be cool
I guess Risk of Rain 2 is almost that but something that’s properly designed to be that would be nice
2nd sparks reference in a stephanie sterling video, it’s canon stephanie sterling loves sparks
I have heard them called Automatic Survival Shooter or Automatic Shooter Survival games (I can’t remember which), appropriately in this case, ASS games.
>Keeps buying and playing sex games
>keeps seeing sex games on steam
>Repeat
I think the game maker used google translate and that might be how they got the title name and the term Retarder Shot because the term is kinda being used correctly but still very awkward. I mean it could be an attempt at edgy humor but it’s not edgy enough.
I’m so glad this is back!
My all-time favourite Squirty Play though will forever be the one where the developer decided to use the Enter key for basic interaction instead of the usual E key, and every time the prompt to hit Enter came up you were like “ENTER?!!”
I think this could be a good format. Play a really bad or bland game then show us a better version. Kind of a measuring contest.
omg, i had that snake toy as a kid, fuck that brought back memories
Which of the four Golden Girls is this? I dont remember her from the show.
YES YES YESSSSS OMG JSS I am so happy this is back!!! It’s been a tricky (depressed, angry) week so I am gonna watch this in bed, post-shower and mid-Smirnoff Ice and call it self care. Fuck yeah!
for an early access game, there’s a lot to have fun with in HoT
Are Jimpressions no longer a thing? I always assumed Squirty play is a show for bad games whilst Jimpressions was for good ones. Is that still the case?
Halls of Torment deserves all the recent success, it’s got such a great vibe and the bosses are really cool 🙂
It’s still your fault I bought Hades. Now, *there* is a good doggo.