The shriveled corpse of Atari has inflicted a new blight upon the land – NFT loot boxes. They’re NFTs (terrible) that behave like loot boxes (also terrible). God is dead. Let’s grit our teeth and have an excruciating time looking at this horrible blasphemy, shall we?
Microsoft is acquiring Activision Blizzard in one of the biggest power moves this industry has ever seen. I guess we have to talk about that instead of anything I wanted to talk about. God’s sake!
Originally released in 2020 and finally stumbled upon by James Stephanie Sterling in 2022, The Procession to Cavalry has very quickly become one of my favorite games. Seriously, I love this special little adventure game. Funny, ridiculous, and visually creative, I can’t praise it enough.
Game Jolt’s recent decision to ban so-called “p*rn games” leads your old pal James Stephanie Sterling to rant about the treatment of adult content and sex workers overall.
Konami is the publisher y’all just love to hate, and recently it’s jumped aboard a bandwagon held in equal contempt by decent people everywhere – NFTs! Yes, nobody could be surprised that one of gaming’s most pathetically cynical publishers would go all crypto on us, so let’s just tear into…
Square Enix has ripped off the mask to show just how cynical, just how exploitative, just how greedy the game industry is. As it embraces the Metaverse, the Blockchain, and NFTs, it promises a truly horrible future for gaming. This is the culmination of everything the “AAA” industry has been…
The year is wrapping up, and that means the grisly business must be undertaken yet again. Ten horrible, horrible games that contributed only misery to the industry are here for your nasty edification. From the expected to the obscure, drink in the filth as we once again scour the depths….
Awards are meaningless. Videogames don’t deserve applause. It is, however, the end of the year, and that means trophies must be given whether we played deserving titles or not. Join me, then, as your old pal James Stephanie Sterling lists a number of games they didn’t completely hate this year….
DigiPen Institute of Technology is an incredibly influential establishment in the games industry. A college respected enough to land its students jobs on sheer reputation, DigiPen is highly regarded. It also teaches students to accept being overworked and crunched to breaking point. The Jimquisition has spoken with a number of…
Hello friends! Here is a bad Christmas game for you to enjoy watching me not enjoy!
Activision Blizzard isn’t going to let a massive scandal over its work culture get in the way of some good old fashioned layoffs, and it won’t let human decency get in the way of making those layoffs cruel as possible. #Activision #Blizzard #CallOfDuty #RavenSoftware #Layoffs #JimSterling #Jimquisition #StephanieSterling #CommanderSterling #Games…
In 1997, Jaffa Cakes launched a line of weird little koosh ball monsters called Orangey Tangs. I might be the only person alive who cares.
