Dynasty Warriors 9 HARD MODE – It’s Still Fucking Shit (Jimpressions)




Weirdly, DW9 has actual defenders, and they squirmed like hell to discredit my criticisms, mostly saying it was my fault for not playing on .

So… here we go.

20 Comments:

  1. I can’t believe that the Dynasty Warriors fanbase is so toxic.

  2. 11:23 I see some Developers from Life of Black Tiger collaborated on this project.

  3. Got to say, it is a really impressive looking ps2 game

  4. CrungleSpum Buttman

    5:30 Did they REALLY try to use the realism excuse? For a fucking DYNASTY WARRIORS game!? Did they even know what series they were defending?

  5. #MondayIsComing

  6. This mode looks HARD! I think this game needs look boxes or microtransactions for player choice and engagement! *AND PRIDE! (tnx aegix)

  7. Even though the voice acting is shit in this one, I’m kinda hoping they keep Marvin the Martian as Zhang Jiao’s voice actor, because that shit is funny as hell!

  8. Jim’s video on the Expansion Pass is going to be glorious.

  9. I’m still floored by how many respectable Youtube videogame reviewers are defending this game. Not the obvious scumbags but the people who I thought were more transparent.

  10. Jim talking to the people who defend this game, is the equivalent of talking to your dead fish. As in you would have more or a chance talking to an alive fish, then any of these people.

  11. Jim, if you want a nice cleanser after this turd of a game, I suggest you give Sengoku Basara 4: Sumeragi a shot. It’s soooooo good! It’s Musou gameplay done right.

    It requires you having a translation guide at hand for the menus, and buying it on the Japanese PS Store (since it never released in the West), but if you can stomach that you’ll get what is in my humble opinion one of the best “Musou” games out there.

    Edit: Here’s the guide I used, should you decide to check it out; it should contain all you need http://www.raindropsanddaydreams.co.uk/2013/11/sengokubasara4guide.html

  12. That was a wonderful bit with the glitching tiger.

    I *love* pulling that shit into the spotlight to highlight shitty collision detection/pathfinding.
    Looking at you, Bethesda.

  13. I watched my brother playing Dynasty Warriors like 15 years ago and I remember is being way better than this shit. What a shame.

  14. I’ll repeat myself until it gets seen. KOEI CANNOT BE TRUSTED EVERY TIME THEY USE A NEW ENGINE FOR DYNASTY WARRIORS

    You’re basically just playing a beta for dynasty warriors 10

  15. IGV IOS and Android Gameplay Trailers

    Hard mode, giggidy

  16. 2:32 That horse jumped like it was Super Mario or some shit. Not even the Skyrim horses are that bad.

  17. “Life of the Black Tiger the Sequel: This Time He’s Orange”… I guess orange really is the new black.

  18. I’m not mad at this game anymore. Now I’m just really, really depressed :/

  19. It’s almost as if changing the difficulty doesn’t assist crippling game and level design mistakes. Huh.

  20. The REAL Hard Mode is summoning up the will and fortitude to continue playing this awful game.

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