Radical Heights – XTREEEEEME Early Access! (Jimpressions)
I guess rushing the game out got them a fair bit of commercial success, but creatively it’s a dump so far.
Tag: Jimpressions
Extinction – It Stinks, Son! (Jimpressions)
This is an absolute horror show of a game and I cannot recommend anybody buy it or even accept it for free. Sod this Attack on Titan ripoff.
Minit – The Seconds Of Zelda (Jimpressions)
You play an off-brand Tamagotchi in an off-brand Zelda game. However, its clever puzzle conceit makes a world of difference. Store page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/609490/Minit/
Far Cry 5 – Deep Fried Testicle Festival (Jimpressions)
It’s time to visit Hope County and do… pretty much the same thing you do in pretty much every “AAA” Ubisoft game.
Kirby Star Allies – Dededelightful (Jimpressions)
The Switch continues a hot streak as Kirby’s latest sequel turns out to be good… because it’s a Kirby game.
Ni no Kuni II: Revenant Kingdom – Little King’s Kuni (Jimpressions)
It’s time to check out Ni no Kuni II, a good game that sadly lives in the shadow of its excellent original. At least this one doesn’t yell “NEATO!” every two minutes.
Where The Water Tastes Like Wine – An American Tale (Jimpressions)
Steam page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/447120/Where_the_Water_Tastes_Like_Wine/ An enjoyable take on visual novels and other story-driven games, Where the Water Tastes Like Wine is a pleasant little game indeed.
Past Cure – If Metal Gear & Silent Hill Had A Really Shit Baby (Jimpressions)
This is already easily in the running for one of 2018’s worst game. Woefully inadequate nonsense.
Hunt Down The Freeman – Shitty 17 (Jimpressions)
This might actually be among the worst games I’ve ever had the misery of playing. The fact they want $24.99 for this broken ripoff is just the semen on the cake.
The Warrior of Treasures – Not Quiiiiiite Dark Souls (Direct To Video)
From the genius behind Go Kart Survival comes this awful, awful thing.
Bayonetta 2 For Nintendo Switch – Pervily Promiscuous Princess Peach (Jimpressions)
For all I could criticize Nintendo for, I could never begrudge it rescuing Bayonetta from the scrapheap and continuing to have faith in the series. I’ll also happily take the excuse to play Bayonetta 2 again!
Pinstripe – Pissy The Piss Snake (Jimpressions)
Poignant, clever, and creepy as all hell! Steam link: http://store.steampowered.com/app/331480/Pinstripe/