Radical Heights – XTREEEEEME Early Access! (Jimpressions)
I guess rushing the game out got them a fair bit of commercial success, but creatively it’s a dump so far.
Tag: Quick Look
Extinction – It Stinks, Son! (Jimpressions)
This is an absolute horror show of a game and I cannot recommend anybody buy it or even accept it for free. Sod this Attack on Titan ripoff.
Minit – The Seconds Of Zelda (Jimpressions)
You play an off-brand Tamagotchi in an off-brand Zelda game. However, its clever puzzle conceit makes a world of difference. Store page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/609490/Minit/
SQUIRM – The Early Squirm Gets The Squird (Direct To Video)
A very adorable game with neat platforming and a foul mouth. Steam store page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/778330/Squirm/
Scalpers: Turtle & The Moonshine Gang – Plague Masks Though! (Jimpressions)
We found a good one! We found a good game among Steam Direct’s trash heap! Steam store page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/577280/SCALPERS_Turtle__the_Moonshine_Gang/ (Excuse the slightly inferior audio on my voice. Had to use backup audio due to something I explain late in the video)
Far Cry 5 – Deep Fried Testicle Festival (Jimpressions)
It’s time to visit Hope County and do… pretty much the same thing you do in pretty much every “AAA” Ubisoft game.
Kirby Star Allies – Dededelightful (Jimpressions)
The Switch continues a hot streak as Kirby’s latest sequel turns out to be good… because it’s a Kirby game.
Ni no Kuni II: Revenant Kingdom – Little King’s Kuni (Jimpressions)
It’s time to check out Ni no Kuni II, a good game that sadly lives in the shadow of its excellent original. At least this one doesn’t yell “NEATO!” every two minutes.
Bitcoin VS Brain – This Is Very Good For Bitcoin (Direct To Video)
Steam is Bullet Club. I mean, Steam is fine…
Shadow: Treachery Cannot Be Tolerated – Literally The Worst Game On Steam (Direct To Video)
This game was actually better when it was an empty folder.
Where The Water Tastes Like Wine – An American Tale (Jimpressions)
Steam page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/447120/Where_the_Water_Tastes_Like_Wine/ An enjoyable take on visual novels and other story-driven games, Where the Water Tastes Like Wine is a pleasant little game indeed.
Attack Of The Gigant Zombie VS Unity Chan – Steam Is Fine (Direct To Video)
Steam still finds a way to surprise me sometimes. Not always for the best. Oh, and I spelled the game’s name correctly in the video title. The zombie is genuinely “gigant.”