Extinction – It Stinks, Son! (Jimpressions)
This is an absolute horror show of a game and I cannot recommend anybody buy it or even accept it for free. Sod this Attack on Titan ripoff.
Tag: Bad
Bitcoin VS Brain – This Is Very Good For Bitcoin (Direct To Video)
Steam is Bullet Club. I mean, Steam is fine…
The Elder Scrolls Oblivion (The Videogame Show What I’ve Done)
Rory Fingers give Bethesda’s seminal classic, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, an educated and in-depth review.
Shadow: Treachery Cannot Be Tolerated – Literally The Worst Game On Steam (Direct To Video)
This game was actually better when it was an empty folder.
HALLUNAZI – Warning: Seizures, Nightmares, Licorice Monsters (Direct To Video)
Once you get past the fact it’s a ghastly visual nightmare with lots of flickering imagery, you find… not a good game.
Past Cure – If Metal Gear & Silent Hill Had A Really Shit Baby (Jimpressions)
This is already easily in the running for one of 2018’s worst game. Woefully inadequate nonsense.
Hunt Down The Freeman – Shitty 17 (Jimpressions)
This might actually be among the worst games I’ve ever had the misery of playing. The fact they want $24.99 for this broken ripoff is just the semen on the cake.
The Warrior of Treasures – Not Quiiiiiite Dark Souls (Direct To Video)
From the genius behind Go Kart Survival comes this awful, awful thing.
Dusk Of Confinement – Alone In The Literal Dark (Direct To Video)
This one has absolutely EVERYTHING you would want from a terrible first-person horror game on Steam.
Metal Gear Survive – It Is Shit (Jimpressions)
Metal Gear Survive is here, and it’s worse than I expected. I thought they’d at least TRY and make it feel like Metal Gear, but instead it truly is a derivative, irritating, bog-standard survival game. There was so much rubbish to laugh at I forgot to even mention the microtransactions!
The Dismal Degradation Of Dynasty Warriors (The Jimquisition)
Dynasty Warriors may be my favorite series – or at least it was – but Tecmo Koei has been taking the piss with it for years. Much of what’s said here could have been said a long time ago, but Dynasty Warriors 9 was its last chance… and we all…
Dynasty Warriors 9 HARD MODE – It’s Still Fucking Shit (Jimpressions)
Weirdly, DW9 has actual defenders, and they squirmed like hell to discredit my criticisms, mostly saying it was my fault for not playing on Hard Mode. So… here we go.