I’ll kindle your bonfire anytime, baby.
Man this is gonna be overrated as hell.
So its just you running around and showing enemies? wtf? Its not really entertaining neither informing the consumer about the game aspects.
mr Sterling ive never played any of the souls games at all would this be a good starter to the series? the way you explained how the difficulty works has me intrigued and multiplayer gaming is slowly losing interest to me the only multiplayer i really play anymore is world of warships, left 4 dead 2, and star trek online while most single player games ive played recently i breeze through the campaign in a day ,2 days with a decent game and lose interest
The crab reminds me of the Monster Hunter crab boss/monsters
8:30 – *Jim Fucking Cleric Son*
Clipping through the trees seems a bit slipshod. The tree should stop the crab’s swing with a resounding thud, and maybe some splinters of bark and leaves coming down. What is the use of having trees to hide behind if the crab can clip right through them?
taking a break from dark souls 3…….. to WATCH dark souls 3. my priorities are straight
Fear the old blood Lawrence, by the gods fear it.
Spoilers? But there’s no story!
Git gud scrub.
Giant enemy crab? Attack its weak point for massive damage!
(only the freshest memes here lads)
I do think it is official, Jim Fucking Sterling Son, has crabs, I gander one is called chungus.
Skyrim had crabs.
pfffft i beat boreal on the first try, GIT GUD, SCRUB! 😛 (lol not going to mention the zillion deaths i racked up geting to the boss, transitioning from bloodborne is fucking hard)
Jim, try to remember the basics of CQC. You can use a plunging attack on the Giant Enemy Crab for massive damage.
Clipping through live enemies. That’s really cheesy considering you can’t clip through the dead ones.. XD
Sigh, the PC version is pretty broken. I was really excited for this game, but even with well over the required stats, I can’t run it at 60fps ( Now, I can’t tell the difference, but eh), furthermore, it will kick me from online mode every time I start to play, the game freezes whenever I pick up an item, the game slows whenever big monsters appear, and tones of microstuttering.
Now, I could probably forgive most of these, unfortunately, buggy launches are the norm nowadays. But to not be able to play online is something I won’t let slide. Hopefully they fix this soon.
What’s the best class for someone new to the game?
That first boss you show stomped me pretty hard. Once he charged, he kept running around stunlocking me to death, couldnt roll. Shame about the controls though.
So we can sum up the Game of the Year right now. DARK SOULS III GIANT CRAB EDITION.
If you like crabs, play monster hunter 3 ultimate… fucking daimyo hermitaur.
Irithyll of the Boreal Valley is easily my favourite area in the game, and one of my favourite moments in the entire SoulsBorne franchise, not least because of what this part signifies to the series, and simply the sheer yarbles FROM showed in creating it.
Caught between making sure I want to buy game at launch and not wanting to get anything more spoiled than it is
If you’re looking for a spear with crowd control, I recommend the partizan.
I’ve put about six and a half hours into this game and I’m loving it so far. I won’t give any spoilers. I’ve killed five bosses (if you include the tutorial). I find the combat to be really satisfying. I’m honestly finding some of the run-of-the-mill enemies more difficult than the bosses. I’ve only died on one of them. The fucking giant crabs destroy me every time.
That bit at 9:20~ made my night.
Where is this GIF you mentioned, I can’t find it and I want to see it’s glory with my own eyes
Jim Sterling. Always happy to get crabs.
can someone smart tell me why ‘real’ is pronounced ‘reel’ but ‘Boreal’ is pronounced “bo’ree’aa’l”…. to me it makes sence to pronounce it bo-reel but i understand that this is wrong and so i do pronounce it bo’ree’aa’l. i just don’t understand…
FUCK those giant crabs they can piss off
fucking hell Jim! too many spoilers! how about some warning next time!
giant enemy crab
This Dark Souls seems harder than the others. Even the bonfires kill you.
i v been sodded off
Not watching to avoid spoilers. is ds3 worth it for a lover of ds1 lore and all that?
Serious question. Is Dark Souls 3 considered a “AAA” game? It looks kinda too janky for it (like the Risen games for example) with a ridiculous amount of player clipping through enemies (and scenery), but then so is Fallout 4 and that is supposedly “AAA”.
“The crab section of this video sponsored by Old Bay seasoning.”
I kid, I kid.
2:30 That’s weird…when I saw crabs, I bought a special shampoo and shaved off my pubes.
It’s not a proper DS game without frame rate issues at launch. Arggg! I want this game! But too busy with work ATM.
Vengeance! You killed it’s baby!
damn, sorry I have to fuck off, i’ll miss the vid and you. have to put it into my watch later, buh bye till then.
Thank you for that disclaimer in the intro. But I’ll watch this after I get and play the game 😀 Praise the Jim
I wonder if cuddle-puddling the enemy is a legitimate strategy in Japanese or European history or wherever the hell Miyazaki is taking inspiration of the combat from? Because just nestling in the bosum of large enemies just seems to be the main strategy for every single enemy in the Souls series.
I am liking DS3 overall so far, but I find it borrows too much from Bloodborne with how fast enemies are. The PVP is still leggy as all hell as well, From cant program PVP netcode worth a shit.
Skeletons, crabs and frogs. Good mix.
weird video.. should’ve made it longer.
Fk you JimmyBoy! You don’t tell me what to do! I will fk off because I want to!
Either the game has performance issues, or you need a very powerful PC to play it. I can’t get over 20 FPS with an at least decent laptop, that can easily run Shadow of Mordor.
The fuck did I just watch?
Nice graphical presentation for a Dark Souls game. As for the frame rate issues eh isn’t it expected these days that since the Xbox One and PS4 came out that pc games that are also console games will be **** in some way or another?
hello darkness my old friend
10/10 Too much Crab
Thank you so much for the spoiler warning. trying to stay away from them until I get it.
Too bad game crashes when you reach the bonfire, overhyped failed PC port again. Waiting for patches then pirating this simply because it’s a third game in a row and they fail at simplest of things… Irresponsible whoresons.
No link to the .gif? wtf mate
You want freaky crustacean bosses? Pikmin 2 has some memorable ones, it is after all the Dark Souls of RTS collection quests.
Now that I know there is crabs I wont give up in frustration at the tutorial boss like I was planning on doing. Thanks Jim!
Silly Jim, you pressed start before you got gud
isn’t it just a dlc to dark souls 1 and 2? looks identical
crab is a 2/10 for me, no top hat, no monocle and not shouting obscenities while attacking you. someone get on a mod for this immediately!
The knight bug is so inconsistent. Some people could only play knight, some can play any except knight. Right now the knight crashes all the time, but I’m not sure about the other classes.
Why is the character clipping through the crab though?
Jim, if you haven’t played Monster Hunter, you should, because Monster Hunter has crabs.
Why has demon souls not been remastered and put on the new consoles and pc ? i sold my ps3 many moons ago so have not played it in time.
seeing footage of the second boss annoyed me. I literally did 1/3 of your damage and took twice as much from the boss. thief class fails me again.
And right here is the Giant Enemy Crabs, hit its weak spot for massive damage!
I don’t even know why I’m here. I knew you’d show shit I haven’t seen before, but I watched you ramble anyways you charismatic sod. Still, thanks for only showing footage of the second boss which most who got the game at launch will probably at least have already have seen at this point.
It’s interesting that I’m about 15 hours into the game on an okay rig (if you’re interested, i5 4690k, r9 290x 3GB, 8GB ram) and have yet to have the game dip below 50fps on high settings, and the blighttown like area you showed in this video ran at a perfect 60fps extremely consistently. So from my perspective the game is pretty amazingly well optimized.
Oh, and to people crashing near bonfires, I’ve heard it’s due to the lighting in the game not going down well with your graphics card. Apparently turning lighting to low fixes it in a lot of cases.
Wow, what is the issue with Blight Town and performance hits?
I saw your character die in another persons youtube video :p fex the people who run the wiki were invaded by what I’m assuming was you the character was named Chungus after all :p
I haven’t played Bloodborne or this yet. Which one should I get?
We are the Bumkindeled! Spoilers do not affect us! But seriously now, I’m out for now.
Darksouls has joined that category of games where people take this bizarre pleasure in loudly announcing how much they dislike it/ how overrated it is.
So it’s clearly doing something right.
Is bonfire your new sponsor Jim?
Ancient Lord of Meme, Giant Enemy Crab
Oh Jim you naive fool. It’s not just blighttown 3.0. There’s also a whole covenant dedicated to invading people there, oh yes. They rolled blighttown and the forbidden woods into one. When its been out a few weeks and there’s plenty of watchdogs that area is going to be hell.
Jim, give Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate for the 3DS a try. Giant Crabs aplenty.
Vordt is like all Souls games bosses just dont lock on and stand behind them and they become a joke.
thanks for the spoiler warning Jim. saved for later.
Attack it’s weakpoint for massive damage.
I have the same problem with bosses I just shut down but for some reason I beat vordt first time losing no hp when it rains it pours I guess.
Voldst is a joke of a boss.. I mean I literally did the boss on my second try without losing more then a couple of cm of my health (The first time I died cause i had no estus and had like 10%~25% health.) Even the first tutorial boss was harder than Voldst (I think that might be cause I played a deprived who has a shitty weapon and no armor but w.e).
ow shiet that crab is epic, but im hooked on black desert online right now but il pick it up at some stage.
So how do you feel about skeletal crabs? :O
How long until Bamco releases the 1.04 patch? I keep getting the same crash in Lothric, NO MATTER WHAT MY LIGHTING IS SET TO. When is this bullshit going to be fixed. I literally dont pay for games FOR EXACTLY THIS REASON. Of course the first game I buy in a year, and it crashes in the first 2 hours of gameplay.
This looks more animated and varied than the last one.
“If you don’t want spoilers, fuck off” K
I am having flashbacks to “historically accurate representation of Japan” “Giant enemy crabs”
A giant crab? Is this game based on the actual history of Japan?
I would love it if you started every video with your character waving at the audience.
NOOOOO I JUST ESCAPED THE GIANT CRABS FROM MONSTER HUNTER
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