Radical Heights – XTREEEEEME Early Access! (Jimpressions)
I guess rushing the game out got them a fair bit of commercial success, but creatively it’s a dump so far.
Tag: PC Game
SQUIRM – The Early Squirm Gets The Squird (Direct To Video)
A very adorable game with neat platforming and a foul mouth. Steam store page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/778330/Squirm/
Scalpers: Turtle & The Moonshine Gang – Plague Masks Though! (Jimpressions)
We found a good one! We found a good game among Steam Direct’s trash heap! Steam store page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/577280/SCALPERS_Turtle__the_Moonshine_Gang/ (Excuse the slightly inferior audio on my voice. Had to use backup audio due to something I explain late in the video)
BATTLETECH | Story trailer | Release April 24th
BATTLETECH, the first turn-based tactical ‘Mech combat PC game in over 20 years, will be available on April 24, 2018. Pre-order TODAY: https://pdxint.at/2GwAH5W Developed by Harebrained Schemes, the studio responsible for the critically acclaimed Shadowrun Returns series, BATTLETECH is the next generation of turn-based tactical ‘Mech combat. In BATTLETECH, you play as the commander of…
Steam Isn’t Fine: Indie Game Performs 20 Times Better On Switch Than Steam
The Nintendo Switch is becoming the indie platform of choice while Steam Direct has turned Valve’s storefront into a choked mess where games go to fail. Source article: http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2018/03/16/blossom-tales-developers-avoid-closing-thanks-to-switch-sales-after-poor-steam-showing.aspx Source image for Steam releases: https://u.cubeupload.com/0TCFhm.jpg
Bitcoin VS Brain – This Is Very Good For Bitcoin (Direct To Video)
Steam is Bullet Club. I mean, Steam is fine…
Shadow: Treachery Cannot Be Tolerated – Literally The Worst Game On Steam (Direct To Video)
This game was actually better when it was an empty folder.
Where The Water Tastes Like Wine – An American Tale (Jimpressions)
Steam page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/447120/Where_the_Water_Tastes_Like_Wine/ An enjoyable take on visual novels and other story-driven games, Where the Water Tastes Like Wine is a pleasant little game indeed.
Attack Of The Gigant Zombie VS Unity Chan – Steam Is Fine (Direct To Video)
Steam still finds a way to surprise me sometimes. Not always for the best. Oh, and I spelled the game’s name correctly in the video title. The zombie is genuinely “gigant.”
HALLUNAZI – Warning: Seizures, Nightmares, Licorice Monsters (Direct To Video)
Once you get past the fact it’s a ghastly visual nightmare with lots of flickering imagery, you find… not a good game.
Patent Trolls Attempting To Shake Down Clicker Heroes Dev
Source: https://www.clickerheroes2.com/patent_trolls.php Patent trolls are especially despicable, to the point where I’d probably celebrate even Activision Blizzard putting one down. Targeting smaller developers and offering them glorified blackmail options is their stock and trade though, and here we see GTX Corp trying to give Playsaurus some classic shakedown treatment.
Squidlit – Neither A Squidlit Nor A Kidlit (Direct To Video)
A fun little Game Boy inspired throwback. Good enough for a store link: http://store.steampowered.com/app/799510/Squidlit/