PASSPARTOUT: THE STARVING ARTIST – Obviously We Draw A Penis A Greenlight Good Stuff alumni. There’s real promise here, it just needs a little something extra. View this Gamer entry
CART RACER – This Is The Worst Time Of All Time It’s not even a bloody racing game! View this Gamer entry
P-WALKER’S SIMULATION – Because Rat Simulator Is Broken Shit The things I’m reduced to… View this Gamer entry
IMPACT WINTER – The Game’s Good… They Just Fucked Up Really tragic case, this. Impact Winter is a visibly good game, but I’ve never seen a game launch with such a bizarre set of undermining decisions. View this Gamer entry
BLOOD OF OLD: THE RISE TO GREATNESS – Flour Is A Great Foud Soruce Than Can Be Made Into May Things The subheader is spelled correctly. View this Gamer entry
ALIEN SHOOTING SIMULATOR – Neither Super Mario Galaxy Nor Kingdom Hearts Sorry, Nintendo. View this Gamer entry
ULTIMATE EPIC BATTLE SIMULATOR – Next Time On Game Of Thrones… This is… a thing. View this Gamer entry
SURVIVALIZM: THE ANIMAL SIMULATOR – Life Of Black Tiger’s Shittier Cousin Imagine if someone tried to make a worse version of Life of Black Tiger. Somehow, Survivalizm managed it! View this Gamer entry
AIRPORT MASTER – AirBored Disaster When a badly designed plane taking off becomes the most important thing in the world to you, you might be playing a bit of a rubbish game. View this Gamer entry
CLICKER SIMULATOR – Fuck You And Fuck Greenlight Too Not long and this will all be over. View this Gamer entry
FIREFIGHTERS: THE SIMULATION – This Awful Shit Is Now On PS4 And Costs Twice As Much Money The notorious Firefighters – The Simulation returns once more, backed by the Power of Playstation(tm). View this Gamer entry