ALIEN SHOOTING SIMULATOR – Neither Super Mario Galaxy Nor Kingdom Hearts


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Sorry, Nintendo.

19 Comments:

  1. Greenlight just can’t end fast enough.

  2. I love me a bit of A.S.S

  3. If you want a game which truly do justice to its name play Alien Shooter 2. You shoot aliens. Lots of them.

    Also this game would better be described by its acronym :V.

  4. No more green men.

  5. Imagine if the AVGN got a hold of this game…

    “Alien Shooting Simulator… Wait a minute. The acronym is ASS! The game is literally ASS!”

  6. And I still wonder why all the alien faces are upside down!? :S

  7. SomePointlessShit

    SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

  8. Looks like a pretty cool concept though, I can image this as an arcade game with trackball controls.

  9. I like the comment someone left on the steam page for this…It really is an A.S.S. Shooter.

  10. Stronghans McIronuts

    Marfung is overclocking their sass drives.

  11. The only way to end this pain is to fuck myself *in* the eyeballs

  12. The actual concept isn’t awful, it’s kind of like a cross between geometry wars and devil daggers, except they got crossed in a horrible car accident and the force of impact destroyed their bodies, but also merged them into one horrifying lump of flesh, sinew and bone rather than the typical “had a baby” method of crossing two ideas.

  13. Shareware games from the 90’s are better!

  14. Dat frame blending, tho.

  15. I can’t mate with my alien invaders? 0/10

  16. It’s like John Carpenter’s The Thing overtook the Little Prince and is now coming for all of us. He will not be sated with a drawing of a sheep in a box.

  17. I’m glad they told us not the fuck the aliens, didn’t want anyone to get confused.

  18. The Dad and Josh Experience

    I have a pounding headache after watching the first 10 seconds of this “game”.

  19. is this the new mass effect Andromeda update? faces look way better now at least.

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