(This has been reuploaded and the original version deleted. Reason here: http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sotmao) Pokemon Go is a mundane game and a poorly made, unfinished app. It may very well be the best Pokemon game ever made, too. Kind of. Sort of. A bit. Either way, I can’t get over my fascination…
A year ago, we talked about how Evolve fell out of the “AAA” Bullshit Tree and hit every branch on the way down. Turtle Rock’s multiplayer game of predator and prey prototyped the current trend of unfinished games that used DLC like crutches, and suffered as a result. Now it’s…
Mighty No. 9 is out after three years of waiting. The fans got what they expected… but not at all what they wanted. Time for a post-mortem then. Let’s dissect this corpse and poke at the gooey bits inside. (Also thanks to James for providing some of the MN9 footage!)
Let’s see if this topic can spark the same nuanced and interesting influx of fresh comments that the last one did. It’s time to talk about the amount of violence shown at E3. Critics chat about it every year, and now the time has come to join the fray.
http://www.patreon.com/jimquisition http://www.thejimquisition.com Clearance Because I apparently hate myself, I’m talking about gender-related stuff in videogames. So I’VE got a fun day lined up! Anyway, Link’s not a girl, Zelda isn’t playable, and Nintendo’s reasons for this situation are total bollocks. And that’s my problem. Not the situation. The bollocks. Bonus…
http://www.patreon.com/jimquisition http://www.thejimquisition.com Clearance One of the best things about E3 is going on Twitter and ripping the piss out of it. Been doing it for years. It’s hilarious. Some people, however, take umbrage with such chicanery, and demand it be stopped. Not gonna.
http://www.patreon.com/jimquisition http://www.thejimquisition.com Clearance Buy “March of the Sterling Jester” by Carl Catron – https://carlcatron.bandcamp.com/track/march-of-the-sterling-jester Battlefield 1 has turned a lot of heads. Its announcement video is the most liked trailer on YouTube. Hell, even I’M interested in it. Electronic Arts executives, however, didn’t want it to happen, which is sadly…
http://www.patreon.com/jimquisition http://www.thejimquisition.com Clearance Overwatch’s success is nothing short of remarkable, sparking a fanbase that was zealous long before the game was even released. This popularity has been manifested in fan art, cosplay, and… porn. Lots of porn. Porn that indicates a welcome resurgence of personality and artistry in the videogame…
http://www.patreon.com/jimquisition http://www.thejimquisition.com Clearance The new Doom is good. That’s not really a secret anymore, it’s basically scientific fact. id Software’s surprising triumph is full of great details, but by far the crowning achievement is the way it portrays the player character. Let us celebrate the Doom Guy!
http://www.patreon.com/jimquisition http://www.thejimquisition.com Clearance Are we too nice to indie games? It’s a question I’ve thought about for years since I first saw it posed. Seriously… I’ve had this topic saved up for three years when I first wrote about it. The game industry stopped being super bullshit juuuust long enough…
http://www.patreon.com/jimquisition http://www.thejimquisition.com Clearance Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Remastered is only available as part of Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare’s special edition bundles. This is, obviously, bullshit. It’s also Call of Duty though… y’know?
http://www.patreon.com/jimquisition http://www.thejimquisition.com Clearance If you cannot stand to hear criticism of Nintendo games, you might want to skip this one. Consider that your content warning. This video does not even entertain the possibility that the controls for Star Fox Zero are anything other than total garbage trash.
