Overwatch Porn (The Jimquisition)



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Overwatch’s success is nothing short of remarkable, sparking a fanbase that was zealous long before the game was even released.

This popularity has been manifested in fan art, cosplay, and… porn. Lots of porn.

that indicates a welcome resurgence of personality and artistry in the videogame industry… in its own dirty way.

99 Comments:

  1. I’ve ejaculated at least 100 times to Overwatch porn since release. Winston
    is just so fucking sexy.

  2. I just got fired. Not because it’s “explicit material” but because my boss
    hates you after that controller article.

  3. I’m sick to death of Overwatch. I was sick of it before the game came out.
    I just want it to go away. Now I know how the people that hated FNAF felt.

  4. You know what they say … Rule 34, no exceptions … sadly…

  5. “What is porn may never die”… bravo.

  6. Sad that you didn’t put in a word about a one-year-old colourful shooter
    from Nintendo that i feel deserves at least a mention in this trend.

  7. Accept no Substitutions

    Jim X Roadhog confirmed

  8. I’d ship Jim x Roadhog

  9. You know what? I think Jim watches Overwatch porn.

  10. I am terrible at names, but thanks to how well every character in Overwatch
    is designed, I know the name of almost every Overwatch character
    already(and I don’t know thee names to 4/5 in the class I have been to in
    two years in school).

  11. You haven’t really made it until people are Rule34’ing your characters.

  12. so in short… valve was almost a decade ahead of the curve with Team
    Fortress 2

  13. So at what point do we then get sick of colorful shooters?

  14. What game was it that Jim showed off regarding what Doom “could have been”
    if it hadn’t been changed?

  15. Turkey Grasslesnatch

    Halo Combat Evolved is the OG colorful shooter.

  16. The Angry Hamster

    Whenever it comes to sex-related topics, Jim always delivers. Both on the
    actual mature style discussion and on somehow making a laugh out of it at
    the same time without losing any of the actual interesting discussion
    points. Bravo once again sir :)

  17. So yea, I just googled Overwatch porn because .. reasons. WOW ! No way
    Tracer can take a dick that big, no way,she would be torn in half. Few of
    these characters I will never look at the same, I mean I just watched
    Winston with his nasty gorilla dick ass fucking Tracer in the Hero Museum.
    Sadly, there wasnt much Widowmaker stuff , sad face !

  18. Well, I’m not interested in Overwatch porn. Seems like western trash for
    people with no tastes.
    As for SFM gifs and whatnot, 3D is PD, and no one should even look at it.
    I hope that gelbooru won’t get flooded with these images. I have nothing
    against artists, but I’m not just interested.

  19. I can’t wait til we get a game like Overwatch but just nothing but sex.
    Millions of people playing a highly competitive sex game that would get
    huge positive coverage from across the board. Blizzard should really push
    the porn aspect.

  20. Thank god for Jim?

    No. After that bit with road hog you leave god right out of this video.

  21. THERE’S MCCREE PORN?! NO ONE TOLD ME!

  22. As for porn, Valve, you idiots, what did you think would happen when you
    invented SFM? I mean I like SFM stuff and e’rething, but what did you
    expect? Yeah, your assets would be used. Duh!

  23. Excuse me, Jim. That first gruff guy you asked, “Who’s this asshole?” That
    is Frank Woods from BlOps1! I definitely believe CoD sucks now, but Woods
    was FULL of personality in both BlOps 1 and 2 dammit!

  24. Kyros Vulk-Oliver

    Bet Overwatch is gonna start rivaling and overtaking (or overWATCHING)
    games like pokemon in the amount of porn it has. If it hasn’t already

  25. While I agree that porn can be a measurement of a franchise’s success, I
    think you’ve overfocused on the wrong aspect. Yes, creative characters can
    result in more porn than usual. In my experience, though, the size of the
    fanbase is a bigger indicator of the amount and quality of porn.

    Take a look at things like Undertale or My Little Pony. The former has very
    low-fidelity art and the latter has only a small handful of repeated
    character models. Yet both have large swaths of porn devoted to them, and I
    think it is a function of the size of their fanbases more than anything.
    The same could be said of something like Pokemon, which has very simplistic
    character designs most of the time.

    That’s not to say these are the only factors of course. Having characters
    with memorable appearances and/or engaging personalities are also a big
    part of porn volume. And this video still makes a valid point about the
    importance of memorable character design.

    Fanbase size is just the more important factor most of the time, however,
    and Overwatch clearly has a large fanbase at this point.

  26. I hear Sonic and MLP fans do some R34 on occasion too.

  27. Sparky Stardust Summers

    How many cumshots to a cumlake?

  28. originalindigodingo

    That there was porn about them before the game came out doesn’t mean
    they’re unique. There was porn of the Dragons Crown characters based soon
    as that game was announced. didn’t mean the characters weren’t generic.

  29. this video taught me that we need more jim rule 34

  30. My personal theory is that the porn makes Blizzard have to face its own
    hilarious obsession with butts. Blizzard’s staff is deeply, deeply ashamed
    of itself and lashing out wildly and violently as a result.

  31. Ok honest to god here, who else is planning to fap to overwatch porn after
    seeing this video?

  32. Jaffery Williams

    this went real bad real fast at the 8 min mark

  33. Like Jim’s fans have jobs

  34. I really dont think the characters of overwatch are “uniquely sexy” Aside
    from zarya and pharah all the women in the game have the exact same body
    type and it’s a pretty generic exaggerated pinup model. Sexy games are
    fine, porn is fine but don’t claim overwatch is that unique when its female
    cast members really aren’t.

  35. Ian McGarr (The Machine)

    There is so much porn for this game because the people this is aimed at
    never get any in real life ?

    Also that Cod soldier is Woods, he’s iconic to the series.

  36. I couldn’t tell if Jim was being sarcastic about that PS4 exclusive thing
    at the end. Does it actually work better with a controller, or is it just
    the opposite?

  37. I still have very mixed feelings about Overwatch and its character designs.
    They are incredibly well crafted from a technical standpoint, so highly
    polished they gleam in every aspect, and yet… I find them fairly
    uninteresting, after the first few minutes at least. The style is there,
    but the substance is lacking, IMO. There’s just nothing in the designs that
    surprised me, that stands out as truly creative or original.

  38. 8:07 JIm i love you

  39. Justsomebiggerman2

    pounding it……..

  40. I like this new intro, i think it’s great.

  41. The1AndOnlyDannyBro

    jesus jim those censor blurs didn’t leave much to the imagination…

  42. Drew Borrowdale

    battleborn looks like a FPS version of Torchlight. and that makes me smile
    :)

  43. Seriously though Jim, Roadhog cosplay, do it.

  44. fun fact: roadhog weighs 550lb.

  45. if at least 200 people like this post i will draw some sexy waifu roadhog
    for jim, if 400 like this post i will rule 34 his little piggy in XD

  46. Nice try with the troll in the final 10 seconds of the video ;)

  47. The use of League and Dota2 doesn’t work due to they reskinned both to give
    it a darker feel and less of a cartoonic.

  48. Don't Feed the Squirrels

    I need my McHanzo fix, man.
    Also, why is Hanzo always a bottom? Is there something in Hanzo I’m not
    seeing that artists see as inherently bottom-ish?

  49. Who else watched this while beating off to some overwatch porn and came
    staring at Jim in the eyes?
    Me neither of course!

  50. The Other Other

    Jim, if you were smart, you would have put a lot more naughty tags on this
    video so that your your audience becomes subjected to youtube’s
    recommendations.
    (he has only put (along with a lot more non-sexual): Porn, Pornography,
    Sex, Fanart, Cosplay)

  51. If Mona Lisa with a mustache is fair use, and it is, than Overwatch Rule34
    is definitely fair fucking use. I really want to see a porn maker go to
    court and overturn this DMCA bullshit, not because the porn needs to be out
    there, but on the principal of the thing. People need to stand up to these
    multinational corporate asshats because it would send a message to every
    corporation out there, that your abusive takedowns will not be acceptable
    and if you do not stop, you will suffer penalties. It would open up
    conversation for specifically defining the nature of both free speech and
    fair use as a part of that, which is what we need if we are going to have a
    regulated capitalist economic system.

  52. It’s cute to see people who are still capable surprised by the existence of
    certain kinds of porn. I’ve seen a MS Paint comic of a giant naked Hitler
    rising from the ocean and destroying Haiti with his cock, there are no
    limits.

  53. … You use Tinky Winky to cover things up.

    Oh lord.

  54. Laurentiu Badea

    I didn’t expect the “pounding it” joke being used here. It’s so out of
    place. Change that!

  55. sorry but Blizzard lies.Companies mkae money form sex. Pop singers Like
    Rhiana or what ever is popular now dance 90% naked on screen and sing some
    sily songs. Whole point is to force people masturbate on popular idol and
    buy more of her stuff to support your wet dreams.
    Industry works like that.

  56. thank god for trace….

    I mean for current trademark laws

  57. Torbjörn Eriksson

    That feeling when you find out you’re an Overwatch character…

  58. If Blizzard made porn that looked like their recent cinematic trailers and
    sold it, they’d make ALL of the money. Literally all of it. Obviously I
    know why they would NEVER actually do it, just food for thought.

  59. Evgeniy Homenko

    For Overwatch porn is just marketing.

  60. pounding it…

  61. “Metric Cum-lake”
    /dead!

  62. Porn perfect
    Porn different
    Porn better
    Overwatch likes you
    I’m a
    Porn lover
    Porn living
    And I know

    You know the rest…

  63. What do Overwatch, Battleborne, Titanfall, Destiny, Evolve, Need For Speed,
    Rainbow Six:Siege and The Division all have in common? All are online-only
    full retail priced future worthless coasters. STOP BUYING THIS SHIT. Games
    should not have expiration dates.

  64. Welp,
    Rule 34 strikes again….
    Not surprised to be honest.

  65. And no one ever mentions Paragon (or Fortnite)? That is also a game with
    colour and charracters that you can recognise.

  66. Here’s the thing: Overwatch is Blizzard’s *new* IP, and they need to make
    it as revelant as Diablo, Warcraft and Starcraft. How do you make a
    competitive FPS as revelant as other games such as CoD, CSGO, LoL and
    DOTA2? *By emphasizing on the characters*.

    They have made every character look and act different, they have given them
    origin stories, they have given them unique playstyles. Dude, there is even
    a *petition*… or maybe actual plans… to add a single-player campaign in
    Overwatch to push the narrative even further, just because the origin
    stories, mostly done through animated short videos, got so intriguing and
    captivating. Remember this, folks: Overwatch was conceived as a competitive
    hybrid of a FPS and a MOBA, without second thoughts about single-player
    content. So that the lore FINALLY rang a bell to the developers to invest
    more time on it is actually quite impressive.

    You know what’s even more surprising? That people got hooked by those
    characters and that most of the time, YOU, the player, don’t even SEE your
    character that often, since it’s a “first-person” shooter.

  67. I think the porn is also a pushback against the whole “Ass-capade”
    (thankyou, thankyou) that happened with Tracer.

  68. What is that reaper cinematic from at the beginning of the video?

  69. I have never loved you more than I do now, let Roadhog know that I love him
    too when you’re busy POUNDING IT.

  70. We get it why Blizz. is doing it all …. they want it all for themselves
    the cheeky sausages.

  71. Jim, I think you just called up the porn side of overwatch just to do the
    “pounding it” thing again.. admit it.. strangely enough its the most vivid
    thing I remember if you do it in a video..

    Also I can just see the search terms for overwatch porn Surging after this
    video’s release.. lol.. What is porn may never Die

  72. Don’t lie to me. You skipped the video, untill the part where he was
    talking about the porn.

  73. Thecksy.

  74. This just seems to be another case of the Streisand Effect.

  75. Why is it that every time the intro song said “Born” i perceived it as
    “Porn” lol

  76. OH MY! O-O

  77. …I recognized Frank Woods.

  78. WHY ARE USING TELETUBIES LIKE THAT

  79. Cockdickulous

  80. 5:20 “REMEMBER THIS MOVE? REMEMBER THIS MOVE? REMEMBER THIS MOVE??”

  81. The sword of Chaos

    for one woods and mason have Been iconic because if how their characters
    actually got better from bo1 and bo2

  82. porn….
    porn never changes…..

  83. The Mighty .Chicken

    I’m digging Bastion I mean look at this fucking sexy robot, he’s definitely
    the *play of my game*…hue hue hue…

  84. “It works better with a controller! Blatantly better! *winkyface*” I’ll
    fucking fight you in the street Jim!

  85. I’m about to Google “Overwatch Porn” just to make it incrementally more
    likely that Overwatch porn will be the top result when searching for
    Overwatch.

  86. That bit at the end… Seems I found a little Kovik in my Sterling?

  87. Bmores Assassin

    Doesnt matter how hard they try to remove them, they will keep coming. And
    given the community the quality of said porn will increase. Honestly, I
    dont even know why they are trying – everyone who knows of Overwatch would
    know of the game and thus the creators. And anyone on the internet would
    know of rule34, its the internet…. for better or worse. But you know….
    if your game or media somehow manages to get this much going in terms of
    porn, wouldnt it be a success? I mean think about it.

  88. The Clockwork Intelligence

    I know every game has porn made of it but with Overwatch there’s just SO
    MUCH.

  89. POUNDING IT
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  90. 4:55 It may very well be where it’s at right now. However, in a year or 2,
    we’ll be seeing a flood of “colourful shooters” I’m sure, and we’ll be
    arguing the reverse. Gaming industry rides trends, and all trends can
    overstay their welcome.

    Also, Overwatch is about as basic and stripped a game as you can get.
    Colourful and cheerful? Sure. Great game? No, not really. As usual though,
    Blizzard tends to get a free pass, because it’s Blizzard. Nothing new to
    see there I suppose.

    Not to forget. Loot packs for $$$.

  91. Mako The Spider Queen

    Blizzard had me giving Trace the new pose, then they go and pull this shit
    on me…
    *cracks knuckles* Time to fight for our rights to lewd

  92. You’d have thought Tracer’d be a tad pissed at Widowmaker for
    blue-screening iGuru.

  93. please tell me people dont wank over games characters

  94. lol I’m curious enough as to how many people this will send to pornhub I
    might try and check the stats

  95. I don’t mind looking at hot videogame chics, but when stuff like this
    happens then you basically just give those idiots like Anita Sarkeesian and
    the feminazis reason to come down on the videogame industry. This is
    basically their reason for being, so well done to all the overwatch porn
    creators and supporters.

  96. “pounding it….” lol pound it Jim, pound it.

  97. Jim, are you secretly Chuck Tingle?

  98. Wait, Overwatch is a game? I never knew that…

  99. Jim rule 34 incoming

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