Naughty, cheeky Microsoft has purchased smelly, old, dirty, old Bethesda. Obviously, it’s got Bethesda’s parent company Zenimax as well. Zenimax is a toilet.
There’s plenty to talk about here, from Zenimax and Bethesda’s history as corporate bullies to the benefits Microsoft will see as we enter a new generation and the Xbox Series faces off against the PS5.
Also, we are under the sea!
naughty! smelly!
I can’t wait to buy skyrim on my prosthetic hand in 2033.
I needed a Jim Sterling take on this.
I see jim is getting better from his lobster condition
Todd Howard did it again he managed to sell Skyrim again
I swear to Christ I didn’t need to be reminded about the Raggedy Anne movie….. And yet it happens anyways
It is kinda ingenious that they managed to buy Bethesda for 1 dollar per bug.
>Zenimax claiming Humanhead’s Prey 2 was not up to their standards of quality
>same company behind BETHESDA
Bruh
Offtopic, but I just wanted to say this for a while: either you or Justin (or both) have excellent taste in cartoons.
Microsoft could have bought so many Canvas bags with that $7.5 billion.
Because of Gamepass, does that mean Todd Howard found a way to sell Skyrim to people monthly?
When I heard that Microsoft bought Bethesda I was worried we would never see the Bethesda dance ever again. Thankfully I was wrong this time.
“The claws are useless for this purpose” will surely be my go-to quote when something goes wrong
“Not up to our quality standards”
“Released Fallout 76 and failed to fix its immense amount of bugs for years”
Bethesda: “Prey 2 wasn’t up to our quality standards”
Also Bethesda: *releases Fallout 76*
Bethesda and the inability to fail?
Bethesda accepts this challenge.
If another man asked me to “come and wick” him while wearing lobster claws, I might rethink my life choices.
“It’s not up to our quality standards” ~Bethesda See Also: ‘The 1001 Glitches of Fallout 76’ on Youtube by Joseph Anderson.
Microsoft and Bethesda present:
“The Elder Scrolls 76: Blades”