Fallout 76 – Nuclear Waste (Jimpressions)


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It never seemed likely that Bethesda was capable of handling an online Fallout game, and the dreadful mess that is Fallout 76 only validates one’s cynicism. Which is fine, because Fallout 76 is, itself, a cynical game.

A cynical game that barely works.

Lifeless, archaic, and featuring a totally mangled VATS system, this desperate trip on the Live Services bandwagon is an utter waste of time.

19 Comments:

  1. Coach Toolshed Gaming

    Best intro ever, Jim. Well played

  2. I guess that Bethesda wont be giving themselves a bonus huh?

  3. Another immoral experiment performed on live human subjects. I can’t tell where Bethesda ends and Vault-Tec begins.

  4. I want this game to fail like a bastard child of Bless and No Man’s Sky (original version). I despise Bethesda for this shameless cash grab, that shit’s on everything that makes fallout great. Fallout 4 dumbed down everything great to sickening levels, this game makes it even worse. Praise you Jim for calling out this turd. Now I just have to hope it reaches the masses so Bethesda FEELS this hurt.

  5. About to get flamed the FK out-ReviewGoutUSA dotcom

    This game reuses more Fallout 4 assets than Fallout 4 had itself, embarrassment of a game

  6. trash game glad I got red dead instead

  7. Bethseda is gonna need their arsehole sewn shut with the pounding jim f’in Sterling-son gave them…

  8. I said it the night Todd Howard at E3 dropped this turd on the fan base. I am a huge Bethesda fan and an even bigger Fallout fan but this game, oh boy this game was always going to be a bad idea. Bethesda pulled a Blizzard before Blizzard pulled a Blizzard.

  9. wide as an ocean……..deep as a puddle

  10. Stephen The Butcher

    I doubt this is the last we’ll hear about this. So prepare yourselves Bethesda because Monday is coming…..

  11. Bethesda: So you didn’t like Preston’s quests?
    Players: No!
    Bethesda: Did you like the lore in those computer thingies?
    Players: Yeah, guess it was alright.
    Bethesda: What if there were only computers in the game?
    Players: *sarcastically* Yeah right!
    Bethesda: *fully serious* SAY NO MOAR.

  12. “of course the mayor was a computer” LMFAO

  13. everytime i talk about how bad this game is i get white knighted

  14. This should have been F2P. They are essentially selling Fallout 4 lite in form of “fee to play early aaaccess” for full price, which is a tough swallow for many. But then again, with this game as F2P, there would actually be people playing it, which in turn would probably destroy Bethesda servers, so…

  15. Yup, 300+ employees, 3 years of development, assets, and engine all predesigned from FO4. And this is what we get? It better be a side project or they’ll be making EA and ActivisionBlizzard appear as competent managers.

  16. Fallout 76 is a Fallout game, much like how Metal Gear: Survive was a Metal Gear game. That is to say, it isn’t.

  17. ” _No your video has not frozen up_ ”
    me: *silly me, i shouldn’t have automatically refreshed video, its Bethesda game!*

  18. Patrolling west virginia almost makes you wish for the Mojave.

  19. Bathesda paying homage to the asset flipping zombie games on STEAM.

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