Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator is a game where you play as a Dad and your goal is to meet and romance other hot Dads. Are you ready? Hi ready, I’m Dad.
OK, I deleted my previous dumb comment about how bad this game was because I based it solely on the premise. Please, play this game. It’s fucking amazing. If you watch the game grumps and actually laugh at their jokes like I do then there is a high probability that this game is made for you. Seriously, what other game lets you romance other sugardaddies with the sheer power of dad jokes? None. You might never have this chance again. Don’t waste any more time, BUY IT NOW! HURRY! YOU MIGHT DIE BEFORE YOU GET THE CHANCE TO PLAY IT EVER AGAIN! AAAAAHHHHH!!!
I don’t understand the complaint that this is exploitative. Everything is exploitative. Everything cashes in on something to make money, and you know what? I don’t care, and I don’t mind. One thing members of the lgbt+ community are always hoping for (me included) is representation in media. Then when something actually gets made about lgbt+ people it gets labelled as exploitative. Well guess what, in order to get representation somebody’s going to make money off of it, and not everyone who gets that money is going to be your flavor of queer. Get over it. Either you get the games about gays that you want, and people will make money from it, or you get the occasional bone thrown to your end of the yard and you get to chew it to death until there’s nothing left worth noting. Not everything will be to your taste sure, but the “exploitative” argument is the stupidest one I’ve heard so far.
I’ve listened to this a million times, so here’s the lyrics XD
“DreeeeEEEam Daddy. DreeeeEEEam Daddy. (Always gonna be your, always gonna be your dream!) DreeeeEEEam Daddy. (Who’s it gonna be? [x3]) DreeeeEEEam Daddy. Who’s gonna love you baby? DreeeeEEEam Daddy. (Who’s it gonna be? [x3]) DreeeeEEEam Daddy! Who’s gonna love you baby!?”
SHUTTUP AND TAKE MY HETEROSEXUAL MONEY
The description: “… your goal is to meet and romance other hot Dads. Are you ready? Hi ready, I’m Dad.”
*when you’ve just seen Markiplier play this before even seeing this trailer*
i’ll be so unhappy if Danny and Arin don’t play it for us
Brian is my dream daddy
Wish more of them had dad bod, I just want the ginger bear. But I think I’ll play this.
DILF ALERT!
I expect a 300 part let’s play immediately
If Dan’s dad doesn’t so much as cameo in this game I’m gonna start a riot
So this is where the budget for the third Starbomb album went…
where are the sex scenes
OK, I deleted my previous dumb comment about how bad this game was because I based it solely on the premise. Please, play this game. It’s fucking amazing. If you watch the game grumps and actually laugh at their jokes like I do then there is a high probability that this game is made for you. Seriously, what other game lets you romance other sugardaddies with the sheer power of dad jokes? None. You might never have this chance again. Don’t waste any more time, BUY IT NOW! HURRY! YOU MIGHT DIE BEFORE YOU GET THE CHANCE TO PLAY IT EVER AGAIN! AAAAAHHHHH!!!
This game needs a Danny Sexbang dlc
I wish I had a dad
Why is this song so catchy lmao
can we talk about how beautiful the music is
and the lyrics are literally “dreaaaam daddyy”
Why does this exist.I don’t know, and I love it.
i’m a 20 year old lesbian and i can’t wait to be romanced by these hot dads
I don’t understand the complaint that this is exploitative. Everything is exploitative. Everything cashes in on something to make money, and you know what? I don’t care, and I don’t mind. One thing members of the lgbt+ community are always hoping for (me included) is representation in media. Then when something actually gets made about lgbt+ people it gets labelled as exploitative. Well guess what, in order to get representation somebody’s going to make money off of it, and not everyone who gets that money is going to be your flavor of queer. Get over it. Either you get the games about gays that you want, and people will make money from it, or you get the occasional bone thrown to your end of the yard and you get to chew it to death until there’s nothing left worth noting. Not everything will be to your taste sure, but the “exploitative” argument is the stupidest one I’ve heard so far.
I’ve listened to this a million times, so here’s the lyrics XD
“DreeeeEEEam Daddy. DreeeeEEEam Daddy. (Always gonna be your, always gonna be your dream!)
DreeeeEEEam Daddy. (Who’s it gonna be? [x3])
DreeeeEEEam Daddy. Who’s gonna love you baby?
DreeeeEEEam Daddy. (Who’s it gonna be? [x3])
DreeeeEEEam Daddy! Who’s gonna love you baby!?”