SLIME RANCHER – Every Night’s A Genocide Good enough to warrant a store page link: http://store.steampowered.com/app/433340/Slime_Rancher/ View this Gamer entry
FIDGET SPINNER SIMULATOR – Let’s Die Together In Hell This one goes off the rails incredibly quickly. View this Gamer entry
LAWNMOWER GAME – It Is Definitely A Lawnmower Game The Greenlight runoff continues. Oh dear. View this Gamer entry
LOADING SCREEN SIMULATOR – Because Of Course It’s like they forgot to put jokes in the joke game. View this Gamer entry
CHIMPOLOGY – First Chimpressions It’s the core of a good idea with no apple around it. I could have made a metaphor with banana skins but I couldn’t be bothered. View this Gamer entry
PASSPARTOUT: THE STARVING ARTIST – Obviously We Draw A Penis A Greenlight Good Stuff alumni. There’s real promise here, it just needs a little something extra. View this Gamer entry
CART RACER – This Is The Worst Time Of All Time It’s not even a bloody racing game! View this Gamer entry
P-WALKER’S SIMULATION – Because Rat Simulator Is Broken Shit The things I’m reduced to… View this Gamer entry
IMPACT WINTER – The Game’s Good… They Just Fucked Up Really tragic case, this. Impact Winter is a visibly good game, but I’ve never seen a game launch with such a bizarre set of undermining decisions. View this Gamer entry