SolSeraph – Taking A Dump On ActRaiser’s Grave (Jimpressions)


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SolSeraph got some attention before its swift release by claiming to be the spiritual successor to ActRaiser. If that were so, ActRaiser would be turning in its grave.

A dreadful action-platformer bolted onto a pitiful tower defense, SolSeraph is embarrassingly cheap, tacky, and boring. It looks and plays like a mobile game, and is way overpriced.

Just play Bloodstained. Even if you’ve already played Bloodstained.

20 Comments:

  1. Sorry Nhentai but his lordship Jim Sterling needs me more!

  2. This is a free to play mobile game, right? Right?

  3. SolSeraph sounds like a Norwegian black metal band

  4. Just Some Guy without a Mustache

    When Jim titles a video with “taking a dump on” you just know it’s gonna be good.

  5. supersasukemaniac

    “Sega hasn’t been too bad recently” you know as well as I do that Sega was going to have a relapse eventually. Thankfully it wasn’t another brain dead Sonic again.

  6. Better game combining town building and an action RPG:

    *Dark Motherfucking Cloud*

    It’s also half the price

  7. Video made me wanna go play ActRaiser again though. So at least some good has come from this game.

  8. supersasukemaniac

    The other game you where talking about sounds amazingly stupid.. I love it.

  9. I was interested in this, thank you for warning me before I wasted my money!

  10. “Play Anthem over SolSeraph.” Damn Jim. That’s bad.

  11. You know it’s a bad game when Jim ask you to play Anthem instead.

  12. A damn shame since ActRaiser was a big part of my childhood.
    I was hoping for a remake or a spiritual successor…
    ….and this is what we get.

  13. Hero of the Beach

    If it really came down to it, not playing a game is also an option.

    You could like, go for a walk or stare at a wall or…something. (idk its been a while.)

  14. It’s a shame this game is shit, ACE Team normally makes excellent games
    I don’t even see this title on their website, which says all you need to know lol

  15. One of the most savage Jimpressions in awhile. Welcome back, sir.

  16. Hahaha for fuck’s sake, the game looks AWFUL. The overview of the town is okay but the sidescroller part looks like badly cropped .png on top of a Shutterstock background, and the animations are stiff as hell.

    Graphics DO matter, folks. They really do.

  17. I loved Zenoclash. It was challenging and fun. And it was genuinely unique. Loved the art direction too. All the people you fight have names and personalities. Its a shame both of them end on cliffhangers.

  18. *looks at the video*
    Oh Jim is playing a mobile game!
    Jim: “It should be on mobile”

  19. This looks like one of the Unity Asset flip games that you used to cover from the quagmire that is Steam.

  20. ActRaiser was a masterpiece. Mind blowing for me when I was a kid in 1991.

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