The unintentional hilarity surrounding Fallout 76 continues unabated. Now, Bethesda isn’t really at fault here, but it’s still such a perfectly stupid situation associated with the game.
At this point, I think Fallout 76 might be cursed.
Anyway, a plastic wearable power armor helmet is being recalled because of a dangerous amount of mold growing in it. Oh dear.
Source: https://www.dualshockers.com/fallout-76-power-armor-helmet-mold-recall/
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How ironic considering the fact that the in-game helmet comes with an advanced air filtration system to prevent similar situations.
But Jim it’s not mold!
*it’s a surprise vegetation!*
They’re not paid molds, they’re surprise mushrooms!
You can just pretend that by wearing it you slowly are accumulating RADS! It’s like you’re really in the game!
“Coming soon – Fallout 76 Nuka Toothpaste! Made in an actual nuclear wasteland”
Fallout 76 is the Randy pitchford of video games
It gets talked about for all the wrong reasons
I paid 100,000 for mold recently it’s called a old house
“It’s mouldier than a Fallout 76 helmet in here” LMAO. Man if I ever get a chance to use that…
Elder Scrolls 6 is just going to be released as a plague of locusts.
The ultimate culmination of bethesda’s policy of leaving bugs in the game and the will of the lich who owned the mausoleum Bethesda was built on top of.
Country mold,
take me home,
to the grave,
I belong!
My goodness Jim. I almost feel like I need to advocate for Mold rights! It’s not mold. It’s *Surprise Histamines* which could be avoided if only people took antihistamines. (Fantastic job as always sir!)
“It’s just part of the Fallout 76 experience” – Todd
Now I’m slightly worried about these glow-in-the-dark Fallout 76 boxers I’m wearing.
When Fallout 76 has devolved to literally trying to kill consumers ?
Country roads,
Take me home,
To the helms,
Full of mold,
West Virginia,
Don’t you wear it,
It’s full of mold,
So much mold.
Helmets: *causes wearer’s head to metamorphosis into a mushroom*
Todd: “Best we can do? 600 atoms. Now put your name and address into this order to receive a refund…”
kinda wish they had bedbug eggs in them so that bethesda was giving people literal bugs, but mold is still hilarious.
I guess you have to buy the mold free variant with Atoms
Can’t wait until we find out some merch is made from asbestos.