Contra: Rogue Corps – Fucking Embarrassing (Jimpressions)


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It’s almost impressive just how wrong this game is. As a Contra game, Rogue Corps almost goes out of its way to be completely inept. As a general shooter, its sub-par in every way.

Slow, repetitive, and ugly as hell, Contra: Rogue Corps is embarrassing even by Konami’s low standards, and this is all before we get to the weapons overheating.

Because weapons overheat in this game. This Contra game.

17 Comments:

  1. Feels like it’s been decades since Hard Corp Uprising…

  2. The best thing about this game is it made you reference RedLetterMedia.

  3. 11:08

    YES! Got you globeheads! Jim is a TRIANGLE EARTHER!

  4. Holy cow around 5:30 I’m sure I recongized that area from an asset flip game. The sandbag facing the burnt out car from a first person game Jim played in once. Please tell me it’s just me.

  5. Jim, you’re talking too fast. You need to pause to cool down.

  6. “It’s bad! It’s no good! No good! No good game! No goody game game!”
    Without a score at the end it’s hard to tell how Jim thought about this title.

  7. I wish they ported Hard Corps Uprising to modern consoles + DLC

  8. looks & Plays like a mobile game that last minute got thrown on a console. look at the UI even

  9. So Jim…how much is the “Optional DLC” to Turn off the overheat feature? 😉

  10. I love how my first thought was also “You cant fire forever?”

    So out of touch lol

  11. “You know, now that I look at this… our game sucks. What shall we do?”
    “Let’s call it Contra. It also has guns and stuff, and the name gotta attract _some_ people.”

  12. The FKN intro always makes me laugh, although you forgot to “HIT THE LEVER!”

  13. Do you want a legit Contra? Blazing Chrome is your game.

  14. 4:02 why is this area in full bright/no shadows mode? So ugly, it looks like an old Greenlight game lol

  15. Is it me or the characters don’t have shadows??
    2019

  16. JIm back to dunk steam assets flip crap, oh wait this is supposed to be “AAA”

  17. funny you should mention RLM, your “oh…” sounded like it came straight from a plinkett review

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