Why Crazy Taxi Needs To Shut Up And Pacific Drive (The Jimquisition)




There is a new Crazy Taxi, and Sega promises it will be “AAA” as if that’s some sort of selling point. They should be comparing its scope and quality to a game like Pacific Drive, because real ambition will beat “AAA” ambition every time.

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20 Comments:

  1. Stephanie this is one of you best recent video. Purely because I feel like you are having fun again and not drag yourself through a shitty game which you hate. Also i really love how you mixed the reviews. You had me!

  2. Triple A? More like triple A-trocity

  3. Oh I don’t know, triple A in scope tells me quite a lot.

    It tells me it’ll launch for £70, that it’ll have enough editions to warrant a spreadsheet to understand what they are, it’ll have 16 dlc taxis for £20 each and it’ll probably need an online connection meaning you won’t be able to log onto the server for the first 2 weeks of launch.

    Triple A is no longer a promise, it’s a threat.

  4. If Stephanie is sick of survival games, then does that mean they won’t be trying out Palworld? I know that it’s technically a Pokemon clone, but it’s ALSO a survival game!

  5. Nice little Vic and Bob reference there!

  6. The biggest reason I don’t like survival games is having to deal with hunger. I already deal with that irl, why would I want to have to deal with it in a video game

  7. Upon hearing that headline, I got the impression that the point of calling it “AAA in scope” was meant to say “not a mobile game” and/or “fully supported”. Basically, trying to elicit the opposite of the reaction series fans had to Diablo Immortal and Command & Conquer Mobile (whatever it’s actually called). I don’t think they meant “guaranteed to be good”.

  8. Can we have the sterling seal of approval stickers please. They would sell out big time!

  9. I have never, Will Never, and Can NEVER consider SUCK Club Stupid to be anything less than the same Corporate ROT that we both so despise in the Video Game industry. Need I remind you that Jo O’Meara was embroiled in the racism and Bullying scandal against Shilpa Shetty on Celebrity Big Brother? And considering- Well, I’ll be polite, the other six members of the group all went on to varying degrees of success once it finally and mercifully Dissolved.

    It occurs to me that I might have a distaste for corporate and Manipulative pop music. Don’t get me started on Steps.

    But if you’re enjoying Pacific Drive, then I’m happy for you. And Thank the Light for Treguard of Dunshelm. After all, it’s only a game, until it isn’t… Actually why HAS nobody done a Fantasy Horror movie based on Castle Knightmare? Probably because it’d take a Hollywood Budget to do it right.

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  11. @Hellblazer1138Audio

    My videos for the audiobook Roadside Picnic have been getting a fair bit of traffic from the game Pacific Drive. I checked it out and it looks pretty good. I might have to pick the game up.

  12. @midge_gender_solek3314

    “AAA” is the vibe of being a child and excited about a big new game everyone’s talking about.
    Which is never there in the end

  13. @AtrociousNightmare

    Yessss

  14. So they’re gonna sell us Crazy Taxi for 70 bucks and make us play Grandmother’s Footsteps for some farted out side quest amongst multitudes of collectibles and side quests masquerading as meaningful content

  15. I had Pacific Drive on my wishlist for a couple months, then it came out with those minimum specs. W E L P.

  16. I’d be down for Crazy Taxi with a GTA sized map, but that’s it. I don’t need a story mode, I don’t need side missions, I don’t need collectibles. Just high speed driving mechanics and a map full of customers to take from point A to B on loop while a rockin’ soundtrack is blasted into my ears.

  17. Two thoughts crossed my mind when I heard about the new Crazy Taxi game being AAA.

    1) So is this gonna have less content than the original Crazy Taxi?
    2) Oh god they are probably gonna fuck up Jet Set Radio too.

  18. Right.

    I’m gonna go get pacific drive.

  19. I sadly never watched the Muppets.

  20. @Goodlordwhatshappeninginthere

    Bobby Kotick probably saw that edit of himself jizzing money and unironically thought it was cool.

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