The Quiet Man – Pretentious Broken Garbage (Jimpressions)




The Quiet Man was quietly squirted out by Square Enix with little fanfare after it was shown off at E3. Why the sudden desire to keep it on the down low? Because it’s awful, that’s why.

Nonsensical, ugly, broken, and often hilariously incompetent, The Quiet Man is confusing gibberish from beginning to end. Speaking of the end… hoo boy!

20 Comments:

  1. The game with the patch that adds in-game sound next week.

    Bloody brilliant.

  2. This looks like the Bouncer, but somehow even less polished than that game.

  3. So it is not a game with cut scenes it is actually a bad film with cut play sections

  4. These licenced games have gone too far! Why would they make a game about a movie that came out 60+ years ago, anyway?

  5. At least the vending machine looks nice.

  6. I saw the graphics and thought hey this looks pretty good then I saw you punching the guy in the face and thought oh my god what have they done

  7. Ride to Hell: Quiet Man Edition

  8. Damn it’s so dark! Are you supposed to be blind too?

  9. Definitely potential for a game with a deaf protagonist. Shame this doesn’t live up to it.

  10. Graphicly it looks nice, but as for everything else…… It’s kinda quiet

  11. Really no, subtitles? I mean it could been an interesting stylistic choice if the guy is reading the lips and we see subtitles so we know what he’s reading, but we also get moments where the subtitles get cut-off or become unreadable because the lips get covered or something.

  12. There’s a bit of a glitch in the footage where visual cuts at about 20:14, but it’s only until 20:30. And you’re missing absolutely nothing worth looking at, so it’s okay.

  13. *avgn voice*: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!?!?!

  14. Dip-Dip Potato Chip

    “Pretentious Broken Garbage”
    My favorite!

  15. It’s Ricky from Eastenders… The Game.

  16. Wow, that does look like utter shit… what were they thinking?!

  17. It’s like these people desperately wanted to create a Bad Netflix Miniseries simulator

  18. So it’s the worst parts of Quantum Break, worst parts of The Bouncer and the worst parts of David Cage thrown into a Netflix original……

    MOVE OVER RED DEAD, A NEW GOTY IS IN TOWN.

  19. So this game is like 2 hours long with the cutscenes?
    So thats like…20 minutes of actual gameplay then?

  20. Guess I’ll just watch The Crow on mute instead.

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