Waluigi is shitting on the losers and accuses winners with cheating. He disregards anyone and anything in his path. He appears only on the multiplayer games and his main goal in life is to become better than everyone else in the games. Waluigi is the perfect representation of generic toxic multiplayer game players.
Have they seen Mario? He’s so boring, sterile, and cookiecutter it’s ridiculous. Wario has 100x the personality and capability Mario does these days. Other than “plumber in shining armor” and player avatar, that’s about all Mario brings to the table. Waluigi doesn’t have a game and yet is more of an interesting character than ever.
Wario: Hey Bro, some old pyramid was discovered and it’s full of treasure no one found yet, I’m going there to get it, do you want to come with me? Waluigi: No thanks, I’m not interested in those adventures, but maybe I could join those kart races alongside you, call me back for the next one.
2003:
Wario: Bro, I decided to start my own video game company, and I’m calling all my friends to help make my first game, do you want to come too? Be a videogame developer? Waluigi: Ahhh, not interested, just call me again when you go to another one of those parties.
Wario: Please! You gotta help me! Some evil jewel took over my castle, stole all my treasure, and it may actually take over the world if I don’t do something! Come here quick! Waluigi: Sorry Bro, but I will stay here where it’s safe, I can’t defeat any evil jewel, you’re much stronger, I won’t do any help, but, maybe you can call me for tennis again when it all ends?
2004:
9-Volt: Hey Waluigi, 9-Volt is here Waluigi: Who? 9-Volt: It’s 9-Volt, a friend of your brother, and also a developer for his game company, are you sure you don’t want to join us? I like you even though you don’t do much, come here, the payment is not that big, but making games is almost as fun as playing them! We are making games for the Nintendo DS now! Waluigi: Sorry, I already said I’m not interested, maybe I’ll see you at the next kart race, if you can join it HAHAHAHA!
2007:
Wario: Hey Bro I… Waluigi: What is this time? Wario: I just made a helmet to enter my own TV, I’m going to the world of a TV Show to steal a bunch of treasure from that thief Count Canolli, the main character of the show, but do you want to come with me? You’re going to be a TV star! Waluigi: Sorry, no, I just want to stay here, but hey, I heard you are going to the Olympics, I want to go too!
2008:
Syrup: Hey Waluigi, it’s Captain Syrup Waluigi: Who? Syrup: Captain Syrup, that pirate that once stole the treasure of your brother Waluigi: Oh, you, what do you want? Syrup: You brother is on a mission to defeat an evil Pirate King, save a kingdom and her queen, and if he succeeds, he is going to get a bag of infinite gold coins, why don’t you go help your brother? Waluigi: You want that bag of infinite coins for yourself, do you? Syrup: How did y…, wait, you aren’t going to help your own brother? You don’t even want to be hailed as a hero for the people of the kingdom? Waluigi: Nope, not interested, I’ll stay here, and practice some basketball, volleyball and hockey for an upcoming event.
2013:
Ashley: Hi, Waluigi Waluigi: Who are you? Ashley: It’s Ashley Waluigi: Who? Ashley: Ashley, friend of Wario and worker of the WarioWare Inc. game company Waluigi: Another one of you freaks, listen, I don’t want to join you, how many times I have to tell that? Ashley: Actually, I’m giving you a warning, I just saw misfortune in your future, you better change your ways, or the rest of your life will be miserable, you can still join us for our next game though Waluigi: Whatever, bye.
2014:
Waluigi: WAAAAAA, Why I am an Assist Trophy in Super Smash Bros. again?!! I want to be playable!!! WAAA!
2018:
Waluigi: WAAAAAAAAAAA, Assist Trophy for the third time! WAAI this keeps happening to me!! WAAAAA!
Join hands, lock lips and cum together indeed
wah. wah never changes
_Waluigi thanks the bus driver everyday._
Exec 1: “We’ll make an evil Luigi.”
Exec 2: “Wah wah.”
Exec 1: “That’s it. We’ll call him Waluigi.”
I won’t be satisfied until Nintendo changes Super Smash Bros Ultimate to Waluigi Ultimate.
#NotMyNintendo
At this point I sincerely hope Waluigi never gets in a SSB game. We’d lose too many fantastic memes.
Waluigi is shitting on the losers and accuses winners with cheating. He disregards anyone and anything in his path. He appears only on the multiplayer games and his main goal in life is to become better than everyone else in the games.
Waluigi is the perfect representation of generic toxic multiplayer game players.
Never ask Sakurai for anything, ever.
But is it a bigger crime than what they did to Zhang He?
Daisy gets put into ssb but not Waluigi?
People tell me to respect wamen. I tell them I respect Wah Men.
The Ballad of Wah, as told by Jim Sterling.
Jim, they are obviously boyfriends. OBVIOUSLY!
It’s 2018 and we’re still having to call out people who think themselves fans who harass content creators to change their minds. My God.
“Some argue that Waluigi has no personality”
Have they seen Mario? He’s so boring, sterile, and cookiecutter it’s ridiculous. Wario has 100x the personality and capability Mario does these days. Other than “plumber in shining armor” and player avatar, that’s about all Mario brings to the table. Waluigi doesn’t have a game and yet is more of an interesting character than ever.
So that argument is 100% bullshit.
Wahhh
7:02 *Not my proudest Fap*
Jim can we get a video apology for pouring milk on waluigi. He’s lactose intolerant and I find it offensive.
2001:
Wario: Hey Bro, some old pyramid was discovered and it’s full of treasure no one found yet, I’m going there to get it, do you want to come with me?
Waluigi: No thanks, I’m not interested in those adventures, but maybe I could join those kart races alongside you, call me back for the next one.
2003:
Wario: Bro, I decided to start my own video game company, and I’m calling all my friends to help make my first game, do you want to come too? Be a videogame developer?
Waluigi: Ahhh, not interested, just call me again when you go to another one of those parties.
Wario: Please! You gotta help me! Some evil jewel took over my castle, stole all my treasure, and it may actually take over the world if I don’t do something! Come here quick!
Waluigi: Sorry Bro, but I will stay here where it’s safe, I can’t defeat any evil jewel, you’re much stronger, I won’t do any help, but, maybe you can call me for tennis again when it all ends?
2004:
9-Volt: Hey Waluigi, 9-Volt is here
Waluigi: Who?
9-Volt: It’s 9-Volt, a friend of your brother, and also a developer for his game company, are you sure you don’t want to join us? I like you even though you don’t do much, come here, the payment is not that big, but making games is almost as fun as playing them! We are making games for the Nintendo DS now!
Waluigi: Sorry, I already said I’m not interested, maybe I’ll see you at the next kart race, if you can join it HAHAHAHA!
2007:
Wario: Hey Bro I…
Waluigi: What is this time?
Wario: I just made a helmet to enter my own TV, I’m going to the world of a TV Show to steal a bunch of treasure from that thief Count Canolli, the main character of the show, but do you want to come with me? You’re going to be a TV star!
Waluigi: Sorry, no, I just want to stay here, but hey, I heard you are going to the Olympics, I want to go too!
2008:
Syrup: Hey Waluigi, it’s Captain Syrup
Waluigi: Who?
Syrup: Captain Syrup, that pirate that once stole the treasure of your brother
Waluigi: Oh, you, what do you want?
Syrup: You brother is on a mission to defeat an evil Pirate King, save a kingdom and her queen, and if he succeeds, he is going to get a bag of infinite gold coins, why don’t you go help your brother?
Waluigi: You want that bag of infinite coins for yourself, do you?
Syrup: How did y…, wait, you aren’t going to help your own brother? You don’t even want to be hailed as a hero for the people of the kingdom?
Waluigi: Nope, not interested, I’ll stay here, and practice some basketball, volleyball and hockey for an upcoming event.
2013:
Ashley: Hi, Waluigi
Waluigi: Who are you?
Ashley: It’s Ashley
Waluigi: Who?
Ashley: Ashley, friend of Wario and worker of the WarioWare Inc. game company
Waluigi: Another one of you freaks, listen, I don’t want to join you, how many times I have to tell that?
Ashley: Actually, I’m giving you a warning, I just saw misfortune in your future, you better change your ways, or the rest of your life will be miserable, you can still join us for our next game though
Waluigi: Whatever, bye.
2014:
Waluigi: WAAAAAA, Why I am an Assist Trophy in Super Smash Bros. again?!! I want to be playable!!! WAAA!
2018:
Waluigi: WAAAAAAAAAAA, Assist Trophy for the third time! WAAI this keeps happening to me!! WAAAAA!