Animal Crossing? Not a real game. Pokémon? Not a real game. Anything that doesn’t use a PS4 controller? Can it be called anything close to a game?
Duke Amiel H’ardcore is back to share a classic in gamer gatekeeping, as we learn how many hours a REAL gamer puts into their playtime. After all, if it’s not a job, it’s not a game!
Ok, the Dear All Women got me. That’s so stupidly hilarious.
“Mario is not a real game.”
The hell kind of gatekeeping is this?
“Pick up a PS4 controller and then we can be friends.”
And why would I want to be friends with someone who makes a comment like that?
Look – nature is healing itself… The Dukes are returning to the Jim Sterling’s uploads…!
“Most of us could easily put over 300+ hours in all our games”
Whoever said that clearly only plays open-world Ubisoft games.
“Some of us put 300+ hours into our games”
Well, yeah. It’s easy to do that when you’re a child who doesn’t have a job or any other real-world obligations.
imagine making your whole personality around consuming product and being proud of it…. holly shit, that’s sad
All these folks sure used a lot of characters to say, “I am single, miserable, and tryna hide it.”
“Most of us can easily put in 300+ hours in a game…”
Oh dear says I, the man who started playing the witcher 3 when his daughter was one and has only recently finished it after her 6th birthday.
“I see people who only got a Nintendo swicth and claim to be gamer” oh, it’s gonna be one of those PC masterrace rant.
“Come talk to me when you pick up a ps4 controller” oh shit the irony!
“Also dear all women” ahh, now I know I’m talking to an actual real gamer indeed!
This dude: “dear aLL wOmEn: Animal Crossing isn’t a real game”
Also this dude, probably: *has only ever played Call of Duty*
“mario is not a real game”
Mario revived the gaming industry. Without Mario, we probably wouldn’t have what we do today.
“Stardew Valley is not a real game.” Someone’s mad they don’t have a QT rock-munching goth gf.
A lot of sentences trying to assert one thing: “I am better than you.”
Why do they say it? To sooth their lack of self-esteem. There’s a crying person locked away inside them.
“Pokemon is not a real game!”
Those are fighting words, sir! Fighting words!
“Mario is not a real game.”
Sorry, I have to punch you in the face now…