thanks jeff. good luck getting to diamond.
as always, enable subtitles for the best viewing experience.
lyrics:
Somebody once told me,
That ranked is gonna roll me.
I’m better off in quickplay instead
I thought that sounds really dumb,
Surely ranked is much more fun
So I queue, thoughts of gold guns in my head.
Well, the salt starts coming and it don’t stop coming.
Matched against pre-mades, no point in running.
Telling myself that I play for fun.
But if you don’t heal, I’m fucking done.
If you don’t change, I’ll throw this game,
I don’t care if Hanzo is your main.
I swear I’ll pick Torb on attack,
then uninstall never look back.
Hey now, you’re a platinum,
lock your main and go play.
Hey now, got to rank up,
got to earn that cool spray.
And all my guns will be gold.
No-one goes through ranked without getting trolled.
My last ranked game, could not have gone badder.
I’m losing each game, cant climb up the ladder.
So to help me get up to grandmaster,
I’m putting out a patch that helps me rank up faster.
I wonder if, what you guys say is true.
That changes that I make, make the game worse for you.
But overwatch belongs to me.
That’s the way I like it and I’ll do as I please.
Hey now, you’re a platinum,
lock your main and go play.
Hey now, got to rank up,
got to earn that cool spray.
And all my guns will be gold.
No-one goes through ranked without getting trolled.
x2
Woke up 2:54 am to watch this as soon as I got the notification. No regrets.
Dinoflask is Jeff
Read this as: “Jeff Kaplan- Star Platinum”
You forgot to put the lyrics in the description my dude.
“I wish he’d just fuck off” – hahahaha, once again Dino has killed me.
I feel like Jeff is the kinda guy that wakes up everyday and goes to his mirror and says “This is my swamp”
But can Platinum All-Star stop time or what
I’m here before 2 million views.
gonna take you out
with a long ranged beam
JEFF, plz say “TORB” in tomorrow’s dev update video. THANQ.
Choke on my Lijang Tower
“Hey now, you are a platinum, lock your main now, and go play” The phrase i will use at the start of each match. Maybe it will get people thinking.
Cant stop laughing XD
Is this a Jojo reference?
I love these
You need to put this on Spotify, like for real!
What Jeff Kaplan really said about Dinoflask:
“He is super talented. The videos are hilarious. Obviously, I feel embarrassed when I see them. I mean, I am this middle-aged, awkward nerd with 0 points in charisma and really don’t belong on camera in any way, shape or form. But if I look at the videos objectively — like if they were of anyone but me — they are hilarious.
I always say that Dinoflask says what I wish I could really say (like that old Key and Peele skit with Obama’s translator)”
“Wrestle with Jeff, prepare for death.” Better become a spray in OW
I wonder how many have been salty competetive idiots towards Jeff while playing with him without realizing it
I don’t play Overwatch so I never understand these videos at all, but I still love them.