“After a rare artifact was stolen from the complex space station” – What artifact? What space station? Who stole it? What are you blathering about?!
“The humanity founded Z.I.O.N.” – You’re never gonna explain what that stands for are you? Yeah I didn’t think so.
“This seemed to be the only way to defeat the enemy. Usually.” – I dunno, a single dude with an assault rifle seemed to kill one just fine.
“A city is assigned a single agent…” – Either Z.I.O.N is understaffed to the point of just being literally one man, or I might have found the problem with their strategy if they expect one lone soldier to secure an entire city with no support.
“an impulse that kinda fuels up the bots” – Look, does it or doesn’t it?
The only reason aliens would go to such incredible lengths to travel light years through space to get to Earth is to have sex with us.
No other reason. Its not scientific curiosity, or to wage war, they can do that on their home-world. No… sex, my friends is the only justification for such an endeavor. Jim Sterling got front row seats to the out-of-this-world orgy.
Thank god for digital homicide! If it wasn’t for them trying to sue you, Jim, I would of never known about your channel. I feel my life is now complete. Nuff love from the original cumdog millionaire x
You know you’re a hardcore operator when you don’t even bother with a rear sight. Operating operationally on operations in operational environments with dick thrusting robots.
THIS is a finished product on Steam? … Fuck it! Why bother with months and months of study and practice when I could just release whatever the hell I made within six hours?!
Just to comment on the brick wall thing: it wasn’t a paper thin facade, it was an asset intended to be an upright wall, which is why the bottom and connecting side aren’t rendered. Can’t blame you for not noticing, just a fun fact.
Cant believe some of the terrible crap on Steam. Like here I am thinking i’d be really hard to make a game and clearly it isnt. So much motion blur as well
Hey Jim. Are you going to be covering the scandal surrounding the last minute cancellation of “legends of the gaming industry” by USC administrators. For there being no “female” representation at the event.
“Let’s pick a random word out of the Holy Bible and make it an acronym for our secret super-soldier program!” And thus Z.I.O.N. was born! Also, it’s hilarious when enemies set to get as close to the player as possible have a minimum range on their weapons.
I know why the words were going off to the edge of the screen. It’s because there using a pr And that is why Jim. Also a better Title would have been Metal Gear Solid’s Gear #Fuckona
As a person being entertained by this shit, I am rolling on the floor laughing at how bad this and all the other “finished games” I keep seeing here truly are. Hard to watch, but amazing entertainment (every video is gold. Great job with your channel Jim, I love this shit). As yet another indie developer, I feel sad and disgusted that fellow indie devs get away with this low quality trash, while I waste my life on trying to make something of a higher caliber.
Honestly I like some of what I saw but the game’s AI and graphical glitches need fixing plus the world could use a bit more life. This game should have been released as an early access game at best and honestly probably could use a better developer. I look forward to someone else doing something similar to this.
You could definitely tell the “Developer” was really proud of the waving grass and bushes. I remember when I used to just stare at that kind of stuff, when I was 12…
If a game like this managed to pass through Greenlight, it definitely makes obvious the fact that Steam doesn’t care about the quality of their games, but simply use Greenlight to manage their amount of work based on the popularity of the games. But I don’t entirely see the point of not letting every game in then, it’s not like they are that much involved in the process. They simply check if every image in the store page is correct, icons and stuff… It’s already a lot automated, they could make it entirely – for better or worse, I don’t know. But it would require even less work for them on the long run, and featuring a game like this would seem less absurd.
Complex Space Station? Does complex refer to form(*”It’s a complex system”*) or building type(*”Welcome to our factory complex”*)? Robotized Aliens? Did Dr. Robotnik(Egg Man) have a hand in this? Do they mean Biomechanical weapons or are they like alien androids(similar/comparable to)? Seems like it’s a cheaply translated deal and that doesn’t forebode well for the rest of the game’s quality.
I was reading tv tropes and reddit when he said that. Jim has clearly acquired omniscience. He is one step closer to Godhood. Also I’m gonna give this video an 8.6, which means it is exactly 0.1 better than Uncharted 4 and no one had better have a different opinion.
Dead man, pick yourself off the ground. I said dead man, go run over that mound. I said dead man, you are once again downed. There’s no need, to, have, these, load times
Jesus, can’t believe this is supposed to be a finished product.
From the sound of it, the ambient music/drones in the background sounds ok-ish. Is that also an asset bought from a store? Would actually like to hear it in it’s own.
Why is the M1 Abrams at 1:10 damaged at all? And why is there an undamaged plane in the distance? Did the human armies all just kill themselves or something? And if the bots can be taken down by a single soldier with an assault rifle and a rocket launcher, then how did they defeat most of the human armies combined?
This is what would happen if someone said “I’ll make a better game than Call of Duty!” And they end up with unadulterated trash that’s barely playable.
I watched it all, Jim. Then I watched it all again. Because this is the gift you’ve given us, and it would churlish – nay, downright disrespectful – of us to disregard it. One day, when you’re dead, crushed to death under a Pachinko machine by a Konami corporate ninja, the world will look back and mourn the loss of your gift, and that it was not appreciated enough in your time. People then will wail that they did not watch this video in full. I do not plan to be one of them. God bless. (For you. Along with thanks. For you. From God.)
In the late 90s when Internet started to grow and becoming more and more available – everyone thought that it was their personal duty to learn the basics of html and css and create a personal website – so everyone could see that mess of broken tags and eye hurting styles with animated gifs all over the place… now it is the same with video games – when everyone can download unity engine, some free assets and throw it all together to make a train-wreck of a game and put it up for sale!!!
PS Idk who would buy this after looking at the 10fps trailer on the store page
Huh, I wonder what Subreddit I made angry today.
“After a rare artifact was stolen from the complex space station” – What
artifact? What space station? Who stole it? What are you blathering about?!
“The humanity founded Z.I.O.N.” – You’re never gonna explain what that
stands for are you? Yeah I didn’t think so.
“This seemed to be the only way to defeat the enemy. Usually.” – I dunno, a
single dude with an assault rifle seemed to kill one just fine.
“A city is assigned a single agent…” – Either Z.I.O.N is understaffed to
the point of just being literally one man, or I might have found the
problem with their strategy if they expect one lone soldier to secure an
entire city with no support.
“an impulse that kinda fuels up the bots” – Look, does it or doesn’t it?
The only reason aliens would go to such incredible lengths to travel light
years through space to get to Earth is to have sex with us.
No other reason. Its not scientific curiosity, or to wage war, they can do
that on their home-world. No… sex, my friends is the only justification
for such an endeavor. Jim Sterling got front row seats to the
out-of-this-world orgy.
Island Light meets Earth 2066 ?
Thank god for digital homicide! If it wasn’t for them trying to sue you,
Jim, I would of never known about your channel. I feel my life is now
complete. Nuff love from the original cumdog millionaire x
The Jews are coming! The Jews are coming!
11:10 *slow clap*
Dead Man have all the time in the world.
4:09 Tumblr, reddit and Hearthstone simultaneously.
Tumblr has a lot of overwatch memes lately.
0:17, was that robot moonwalking?
This is better than most porn.
HAHAH…too funny
3:30 moooooooooooooooooooooooooooon juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuump
He just got raped by the robot!
I feel sometimes bad for all storefront asset creators… Must feel bad to
see your hard work raped into pieces in a shitty game.
i believe dancing plants say “I AM GROOT”
Why does the M4 sound like a .50cal?
You know you’re a hardcore operator when you don’t even bother with a rear
sight. Operating operationally on operations in operational environments
with dick thrusting robots.
How and why do people release this
Motion blur? More like “motion BLERGH!”…
This reminds me of Earth: Year 2066
looks like something i could model back in 2001
I don’t understand how there can be lag in an offline game…
ever wonder why you’re here?
Its kinda interesting how it is a four letter name that stands for
something wiht a slow down time mechanic. F.E.A.R. anyone?
Is it just me, or is the robot from around 6:00 the one from the Epic’s UE4
Showdown demo?
THIS is a finished product on Steam?
…
Fuck it! Why bother with months and months of study and practice when I
could just release whatever the hell I made within six hours?!
So many shameless plugs…
Just to comment on the brick wall thing: it wasn’t a paper thin facade, it
was an asset intended to be an upright wall, which is why the bottom and
connecting side aren’t rendered. Can’t blame you for not noticing, just a
fun fact.
A robot aggressively dicking Jim fuckin sterling son is something I need a
ticket to seeing.
The sound dancing plants make: Woohoo!
Cant believe some of the terrible crap on Steam. Like here I am thinking
i’d be really hard to make a game and clearly it isnt. So much motion blur
as well
what’s weird is I like the city scape and robots. it’s just a shame
about… well everything that isn’t stationary
Hello you members of a Bukake clean-up crew.
The way they Walk is so hilarious to me haha Keep it up Jim!
haha what a piece of shit.
Genuinely nearly vommed from the motion blur
Played this in the background while playing Smite because Thank Gods for
Jim Sterling
Wow this game is bad. The pop-ins is making the frame rate drop.
No, Jim! Why did you kill your Robot buddy?
Never thought I’d ever see a game that you could actually apply the pelvic
thrust portion of the song Time Warp to.
Let me guess, some Russian kid is the dev.
Hey Jim. Are you going to be covering the scandal surrounding the last
minute cancellation of “legends of the gaming industry” by USC
administrators. For there being no “female” representation at the event.
All i got from this… Is that they didn’t play their own game due to
motion sickness… So the game is a polished turd :P
“Let’s pick a random word out of the Holy Bible and make it an acronym for
our secret super-soldier program!”
And thus Z.I.O.N. was born!
Also, it’s hilarious when enemies set to get as close to the player as
possible have a minimum range on their weapons.
I know why the words were going off to the edge of the screen. It’s because
there using a pr
And that is why Jim. Also a better Title would have been Metal Gear Solid’s
Gear #Fuckona
Infinite Warfare looks great!
The coolest part was the assets falling from the sky. That was beautiful.
The rest is meh
Wonder who made those robot models they actually look pretty cool.
lol, I fiddled around with the UE4 Editor. And dat single room looked
better than this entire game. Scam Artists to the max!
As a person being entertained by this shit, I am rolling on the floor
laughing at how bad this and all the other “finished games” I keep seeing
here truly are. Hard to watch, but amazing entertainment (every video is
gold. Great job with your channel Jim, I love this shit). As yet another
indie developer, I feel sad and disgusted that fellow indie devs get away
with this low quality trash, while I waste my life on trying to make
something of a higher caliber.
Robot blowjob
he looks so short wen he is running
God I am sick of that same M4A1 model in every one of these shit fps’s
That grass is from the goddamn unreal tutorial pack…
It’s actually called motion-blerghh.
I’m a dead man, 1! 2! 3! 4!
I’m a dead man, 1! 2! 3! 4!
Everybody sing the song of dead man,
I’m a dead man.
“As long as i stay close to the robot, it cant hurt me” When did this game
turn into Dark Souls?
Honestly I like some of what I saw but the game’s AI and graphical glitches
need fixing plus the world could use a bit more life. This game should have
been released as an early access game at best and honestly probably could
use a better developer. I look forward to someone else doing something
similar to this.
You could definitely tell the “Developer” was really proud of the waving
grass and bushes. I remember when I used to just stare at that kind of
stuff, when I was 12…
I’m reminded of Earth year: 2066.
If a game like this managed to pass through Greenlight, it definitely makes
obvious the fact that Steam doesn’t care about the quality of their games,
but simply use Greenlight to manage their amount of work based on the
popularity of the games. But I don’t entirely see the point of not letting
every game in then, it’s not like they are that much involved in the
process. They simply check if every image in the store page is correct,
icons and stuff… It’s already a lot automated, they could make it
entirely – for better or worse, I don’t know. But it would require even
less work for them on the long run, and featuring a game like this would
seem less absurd.
Complex Space Station? Does complex refer to form(*”It’s a complex system”*)
or building type(*”Welcome to our factory complex”*)? Robotized Aliens? Did
Dr. Robotnik(Egg Man) have a hand in this? Do they mean Biomechanical
weapons or are they like alien androids(similar/comparable to)? Seems like
it’s a cheaply translated deal and that doesn’t forebode well for the rest
of the game’s quality.
But Jim! He said HE would do the talking, and YOU would do the reading! You
were talking and he was writing! The world is topsey turvey!
“You can watch while you’re open in another browser, reading TV Tropes or
something.”
HOW DID YOU KNOW
Stock Cryengine bullshit.
I was reading tv tropes and reddit when he said that. Jim has clearly
acquired omniscience. He is one step closer to Godhood.
Also I’m gonna give this video an 8.6, which means it is exactly 0.1 better
than Uncharted 4 and no one had better have a different opinion.
Infiltrator example assets :p
The walking animation cycle on the robots look like they’re going
backwards. Lots of skating.
Why is there no rear sight on that M4?
its like second warfare meets earth 2066
2:25 Wow, I think I chuckled a bit to hard that it hurt. God bless you Jim
Sterling.
This is the Dark Souls of first-person robot groin-thrust action.
3:15 OH SHIT I slowed down time!
Haha brilliant. Developer left the debug tools in one of the keyboard
bindings?
so early access is the same as a proof of concept now… brilliant..
actually, is this even early access?
Dead man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said dead man, go run over that mound.
I said dead man, you are once again downed.
There’s no need, to, have, these, load times
Is it me or do the robots laser effects sound like Reapers from Mass
Effect?
These shitty games do a public service by keeping JIm employed and
entertaining us lol.
Jesus, can’t believe this is supposed to be a finished product.
From the sound of it, the ambient music/drones in the background sounds
ok-ish. Is that also an asset bought from a store? Would actually like to
hear it in it’s own.
Looks like they’re shooting light bulbs at you when it pauses after Jim
first dies.
That motion blur was nauseating!
Why is the M1 Abrams at 1:10 damaged at all? And why is there an undamaged
plane in the distance? Did the human armies all just kill themselves or
something? And if the bots can be taken down by a single soldier with an
assault rifle and a rocket launcher, then how did they defeat most of the
human armies combined?
The text would be ON the screen if you had a 4k monitor like EVERYONE, you
casual SJW. /s
This is what would happen if someone said “I’ll make a better game than
Call of Duty!”
And they end up with unadulterated trash that’s barely playable.
Listening to this with Tvtropes open. Jim, don’t say that. Fucking scary!
Next thing I know you’re actually behind me, watching what I do.
Ёб . нутый пен.дос!!! Д.ал.баё.б!!! Умри .к ху.ям!!!
Robot the Robot?
Nah, MechaChungus!
The main protagonist is so badass he can aim M4 without the rear sights.
Wow, so impressed.
Dead Man is a terrible superhero
have a good old taste of this.
I watched it all, Jim. Then I watched it all again. Because this is the
gift you’ve given us, and it would churlish – nay, downright disrespectful
– of us to disregard it. One day, when you’re dead, crushed to death under
a Pachinko machine by a Konami corporate ninja, the world will look back
and mourn the loss of your gift, and that it was not appreciated enough in
your time. People then will wail that they did not watch this video in
full. I do not plan to be one of them. God bless. (For you. Along with
thanks. For you. From God.)
This games doesn’t look good.
If the dev is reading this, stick a dildo onto the end of that robot and
turn this into a sexy robot VR game. Pin me down Scotty!
Yay another garbage unity game.
in my most scummy redneck voice: “i just love being a dad, i wanna git em
everythang they wunt”.
I like how when you die the screen rotates and you can continue to take
damage to make the screen spin more
In the late 90s when Internet started to grow and becoming more and more
available – everyone thought that it was their personal duty to learn the
basics of html and css and create a personal website – so everyone could
see that mess of broken tags and eye hurting styles with animated gifs all
over the place… now it is the same with video games – when everyone can
download unity engine, some free assets and throw it all together to make a
train-wreck of a game and put it up for sale!!!
PS Idk who would buy this after looking at the 10fps trailer on the store
page