Nuts and fucks is a great game, you son of a bitch. Sure, it has cars, boats, and planes in it, but it isn’t called Banjo threesome. It has a sub title, and is a spin off of the main franchise.
Sure, the gameplay is tedious, and the worlds feel empty because there is nothing but notes to collect, and you get the jigsaw pieces by completing the repetitive tasks that the people have for you. Sure, the story is uninspired and offensively self aware, which kills any reason you would have had for putting up with the terrible gameplay. Sure, the on foot gameplay is ruined, and only serves to let you get of your vehicle to pick something up and put it in the vehicle. Sure, the games progression is needlessly obtuse and archaic. Sure, even the developers knew how much of a bad game they were making, putting jokes in the game about if anyone would remember the game in ten years time, just like how they remembered the first one. Sure, the entire direction of the game feels haphazard and aimless.
But in what other game can you play as a tame and civilized bear riding an un-balanced, missile firing, jet propelled flying unicycle, who’s job is to deliver coconuts and passengers around the worlds in a timely manner, in order to win back his homeland from an existential alien threat who poses harm to the very fabric of time and space?
disturbing amount of people talking about Jontron read the tweets, watched the debate, saw his explanation. Not racist, just poorly framed and really blown out of proportion.
Rest in peaces, Jon “Let’s Go on a Jew Safari” Jafari. Just had to open your beautiful mouth about Zelda.
i see more of you defending jontron than i see people complaining about the jontron joke, fuck off about it
The amount of brain dead fools commenting that JonTron is a racist is overwhelming.
Kickstarter games that promise to be an older game seem to be crap in general.
Nuts and fucks is a great game, you son of a bitch. Sure, it has cars, boats, and planes in it, but it isn’t called Banjo threesome. It has a sub title, and is a spin off of the main franchise.
Sure, the gameplay is tedious, and the worlds feel empty because there is nothing but notes to collect, and you get the jigsaw pieces by completing the repetitive tasks that the people have for you. Sure, the story is uninspired and offensively self aware, which kills any reason you would have had for putting up with the terrible gameplay. Sure, the on foot gameplay is ruined, and only serves to let you get of your vehicle to pick something up and put it in the vehicle. Sure, the games progression is needlessly obtuse and archaic. Sure, even the developers knew how much of a bad game they were making, putting jokes in the game about if anyone would remember the game in ten years time, just like how they remembered the first one. Sure, the entire direction of the game feels haphazard and aimless.
But in what other game can you play as a tame and civilized bear riding an un-balanced, missile firing, jet propelled flying unicycle, who’s job is to deliver coconuts and passengers around the worlds in a timely manner, in order to win back his homeland from an existential alien threat who poses harm to the very fabric of time and space?
Here’s hoping shenmue 3 don’t fuck up with their kick starter
For some reason, I was expecting a “SUPA MARIO 2” at the end there.
GEX IS THE BEXST
Fuck you Dunkey I do not watch your videos because you like Banjo Kazooie more than the superior Banjo Tooie.
First Mighty No. 9 and now Yooka-Laylee. Can Bloodstained complete the Triple Crown of over hyped, crowdfunded bullshit?
*Jontron doesn’t like the new zelda game*
Eh that’s alright its not for everyone.
*JonTron also likes paper mario Sticker star*
WHAT THE FLYING FUCKING ANAL BLEEDING NO SKIN HUMORED PANSY ARE YOU THINKING YOU STUPID BIRD?!?!?!?
Another overhyped game that didn’t deliver. What’s happening?
I want to hear JonTrons voice.
Knack was better
tooie is better you fuckign stupid poop head person
disturbing amount of people talking about Jontron
read the tweets, watched the debate, saw his explanation.
Not racist, just poorly framed and really blown out of proportion.
man I’m just out here wondering why Gru from Despicable Me is the main villain
Shovel knight was the best indie game ever made.
I played Banjo Tooie much more than Kazooie as a kid. I loved the larger worlds and the new abilities. I never even finished Kazooie.
Still pretty excited to play this game for myself!
Waiting for the Switch version 🙂