Why It’s Morally Okay To Pirate All Of Sony’s Games (The Jimquisition)

Sony has basically given incentive for us to pirate every PlayStation game under the sun. With their decision to axe the storefronts of three systems and consign thousands of digital games to , the company has fully telegraphed its regard for entertainment software.

Whether it’s , PS Vita, or PS3, you might as well just everything. At least one Sony executive would agree with you – the one so blinkered he can’t even understand why you’d PLAY old games, let alone buy them.

It is morally okay to pirate all the PlayStation games you like. Sony basically loves it.


  1. Sony: why do people pirate?

    Also Sony: removed way to buy games legitimately

  2. WeaponOfMyDestructio

    Takes out my vita. Finally permission from a true authority.

  3. I am shocked.
    Problematic gambling is linked to problem gambling.
    N o o n e c o u l d h a v e s e e n t h i s .

  4. Joker Productions

    Online piracy is one of very few things in life that has never let me down.

  5. when high positions in the video game industry are given to someone who probably never played a video game in his life…

  6. the example @ the end with grocery stores reminds me of how luxury fashion brands will burn excess inventory bc they’d rather destroy it than have lower middle class/poor people wearing it at a marked down price, lmao

  7. The sequel we dared not ask for, but always wanted

  8. Remember, piracy is why some games are preserved in the first place 🙂

  9. “You’re not my momdad! You can’t tell me what to do!” *sneaks off and mass-downloads ISOs.

  10. “Why would anyone play this?” Still sells 15 year old games at full price.

  11. “you wouldn’t download a car” yes, yes I would.

  12. 🎶Yarr har fiddle dee dee🎶
    🎶Being a pirate is alright to be🎶
    🎶Do what you want cause a pirate is free🎶
    🎶You are a pirate!🎶

  13. “The Cassandra of video games” is a perfect title

  14. Consumers: Piracy is illegal.
    Companies: *Take away any legitimate means to play their games*
    Consumers: Yar-har-fiddle-dee-dee…

  15. “Why would anyone watch a movie released before 2013?” -Jim Ryan

  16. Clothing companies do it too. They’d prefer to burn their clothes or shred them before they donate it to charity.

  17. The inviable hand of the market doesn’t exist, but it it did, it’s been flipping us the bird this entire time.

  18. Илья Шиманов

    It is astounding how corporations still don’t get one simple truth: as long as piracy is more convenient and reliable, than actually buying stuff, it will always find a way.

  19. “Nobody wants to play old games”
    *plays skyrim on refrigerator*

  20. “why would anyone read a book published before 2013?” -Jim Ryan probably

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