the bad guys in inversion are caled luchadores….srs. i like to think im being invaded by mexican wrestlers rather than ghosts of mars rejects its a much more entertaining concept and would explain the gravity defying action lol.
Please buy Vanquish. It’s a great 3rd person shooter. I won’t say anything about gameplay but it’s something you should experience. The one thing I will say that inspires creativity not just hiding behind cover then shooting.
Usually you’re spot on Jim, but it’s clear from the footage you don’t understand the basic mechanics of the game. You don’t even use the basic sliding-boost mechanic. It’s akin to saying Street Fighter III is a bad game because all you do is punch yet you can’t do a simple quarter circle motion to do a fireball. You say you “take games seriously” yet we can all see you don’t know the basic gameplay mechanics of Vanquish.
There are many things you are qualified to address. Shit on Steam, poor developers, bad gaming industry practices, and much more. Vanquish, on the other hand, is not one of those topics.
EDIT: Shit, I fucked up and missed the satire. Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here with Digital Homicide in the twat waffle bin. ^_^
I am certain Rory Fingers is the prequel to the Cornflake Homunculus in the Jimquisition canon. Rory suffers an horrific accident and becomes the Kellogg’s mascot.
You mentioned CoD without bringing up how its publisher remastered a decade old game, held it to ransom, put microtransactions in it, then resold map packs with a price hike!
My favorite part about this video series is that some people think it is serious
Oh man! I hope this comes to Xbox360!
More like Wanquish, amiright?
Jim as a Brit I’m ashamed of you – it’s spelled ‘wot’.
Oh for God’s sake Jim, stick to politics! ?
the bad guys in inversion are caled luchadores….srs. i like to think im being invaded by mexican wrestlers rather than ghosts of mars rejects its a much more entertaining concept and would explain the gravity defying action lol.
I give this review a 3/10
Please buy Vanquish. It’s a great 3rd person shooter. I won’t say anything about gameplay but it’s something you should experience. The one thing I will say that inspires creativity not just hiding behind cover then shooting.
Is this because of the fact that Mat and Pat from Super Best Friends call you out on your “3 out of 10?”
Usually you’re spot on Jim, but it’s clear from the footage you don’t understand the basic mechanics of the game. You don’t even use the basic sliding-boost mechanic. It’s akin to saying Street Fighter III is a bad game because all you do is punch yet you can’t do a simple quarter circle motion to do a fireball. You say you “take games seriously” yet we can all see you don’t know the basic gameplay mechanics of Vanquish.
There are many things you are qualified to address. Shit on Steam, poor developers, bad gaming industry practices, and much more. Vanquish, on the other hand, is not one of those topics.
EDIT: Shit, I fucked up and missed the satire. Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here with Digital Homicide in the twat waffle bin. ^_^
It’s fucking satire you dumb fucking casuals
I am certain Rory Fingers is the prequel to the Cornflake Homunculus in the Jimquisition canon. Rory suffers an horrific accident and becomes the Kellogg’s mascot.
Rory Fingers.
Because “Barry Shitpeas” was already taken.
This review is fucking garbage, id give it a 7/10
Needs more microtransactions.
Holy shit, Asteroids invented cover! I never realized this!
What’s all this videogame nonsense lately? I thought this was a Boglin channel.
You mentioned CoD without bringing up how its publisher remastered a decade old game, held it to ransom, put microtransactions in it, then resold map packs with a price hike!