Un’Goro: The Journey

Because our cinematic didn’t have a song
Nothing to bump your head to, nothing to sing along

Well I don’t know – I don’t think that was wrong
But I went home anyway and wrote this song!

Un’Goro Crater it’s comin’ sooner than later
Elise is not gon’ wait her scouts are aimin’ for haters.

This land is dangerous how can I explaina this. Let me just say it’s not famous for being painless.

Even the plants won’t give you half a chance.
Pick up the wrong flower – oops there goes your hands.

And that’s not all, the Elementals are calling and if you put ’em all in, you gon’ be ballin’

I see you look at it. Don’t be afraid of it.
If Magma Rager’s your favorite it’s time savor it.

Yo yo yo The Junior Explorers head into the forest mapping it for us. Look out! Dinosaurs about! Everybody shouts as we head into the chorus-

Journey to Un’Goro!
(How did you convince me to do this)
Journey to Un’Goro!
(Whatever)

If I just had one request, one thing you’d do at my behest, honestly I think it’d be the best if you would take a look at the Legendary Quests.

Ooh they cost 1 mana and they start in your hand and they enter play when you slam ’em but be careful and plan ’em, because

The rewards are huge but only if your deck has a certain point of view, a thing you’re tryin’ to do. if you build it wrong, you take too long, you never get your questin’ on

But that’s fine this set has a lot more
That’s right it’s got a ton of dinosaurs!

But these ain’t your normal dinos something is cracked
Energy from around the crater’s causing them to adapt

You want flaming claws? Poisonous Maws? Shrouding Mist? Or Lightning Fists?

Doesn’t matter soon you’ll be splattered on the ground, dinosaurs ain’t happy ’bout newcomers in town.

Journey to Un’Goro!
(Ok this was a mistake)
Journey to Un’Goro
(I’m going to turn this off before I get fired)