The Fucking Terminator (The Jimquisition)




Did you know a new Terminator film came out? If you pay attention to the “AAA” videogame market, you’d know. You couldn’t help but know.

Terminator: Dark Fate has been placing its product all over the game industry, treating a number of high profile games like stops on a press tour. The result is T-800s everywhere.

Gears 5, Mortal Kombat 11, Ghost Recon Breakpoint, all three have been plagued by little metal skeletons. More importantly, these Dark Fate promotions turn players into billboards, and those players pay for the privilege.

Let’s talk about Dark Fate, product placement, and how companies are doubling down on their marketing promotions and expecting people to pay to become living digital commercials.

18 Comments:

  1. *watches video intro* That’s some patreon money well spent right there.

  2. “As with all videos on the Jimqusistion..we spared no expense…”

  3. You were telling me a small Indie team are able to make a pretty and functional game for the Terminator but big Studios keep on using it as some kind of advertisement despite the fact that it is not as popular they’re just banking on the nostalgia

  4. Aren’t all Scooby Doo episodes supernatural? Well, at least til the end of the episode anyway.

  5. Everyone saying they’re early, but really, they’re right on time

  6. I don’t think there is anything better than Jim Sterling wrapping his head in tin foil. Thank God for our most holy Emperor Jim Sterling.

  7. DanTheMan 2150AD

    Jim using the Terminator Resistance Theme, yes please!

  8. I cant believe they added the former governor of California to Mortal Kombat

  9. Your terminator costume looks more like a Cybernetic Diglett

  10. It all started with Clayfighter 2: Judgement Clay.

  11. Burger King kids club….

    Stop raiding my memory of almost forgotten childhood memories for content.

  12. The colour out of space crossover with farming simulator is something I’d be happy to pay for

  13. One of these days, Jim is going to suffocate in his costume, a death I think he’ll be perfectly content with

  14. I honestly forgot that Terminator: Dark Fate was a thing.

  15. “alleged comedy show The Saturday Night Live”

    THANK JIM FOR JIM

  16. This is how Skynet starts, by infecting our games first.

  17. The lemon of 80s nostalgia has almost completely been squeezed dry

  18. I feel like they didn’t go hard enough. Get Terminator in Smash! At least he’d be better received than Byleth.

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