SQUIRM – The Early Squirm Gets The Squird (Direct To Video)
A very adorable game with neat platforming and a foul mouth. Steam store page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/778330/Squirm/
Tag: videogame
Scalpers: Turtle & The Moonshine Gang – Plague Masks Though! (Jimpressions)
We found a good one! We found a good game among Steam Direct’s trash heap! Steam store page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/577280/SCALPERS_Turtle__the_Moonshine_Gang/ (Excuse the slightly inferior audio on my voice. Had to use backup audio due to something I explain late in the video)
CS:GO Skin Trading Now Has 7-Day Wait Periods, Skin Gamblers Panic
In its latest attempt to at least look like it’s combating Counter-Strike: Global Offensive’s “skin gambling economy,” Valve has stopped newly traded items from being retraded for a week. The 7-day wait period effectively stops skins being flipped, and makes it harder for skin gambling websites to ply their cottage…
Fortnite Is Violently Addictive To Children, Knobheads Claim
Nine News, not content to have its snide tactics exposed on The Jimquisition, is back with yet another falsified controversy. This time, the tabloid rag claims Fortnite is coming to ruin the lives of your children. As Nine News does.
Far Cry 5 – Deep Fried Testicle Festival (Jimpressions)
It’s time to visit Hope County and do… pretty much the same thing you do in pretty much every “AAA” Ubisoft game.
Ten Worst Types Of DLC In History (The Jimquisition)
Everybody loves lists, especially people who say they don’t. The Jimquisition this week roots through history’s garbage to find the ten worst types of DLC in videogame history. At least until we think of ten more, then we can do another list. Lists are great!
Kirby Star Allies – Dededelightful (Jimpressions)
The Switch continues a hot streak as Kirby’s latest sequel turns out to be good… because it’s a Kirby game.
Steam Isn’t Fine: Indie Game Performs 20 Times Better On Switch Than Steam
The Nintendo Switch is becoming the indie platform of choice while Steam Direct has turned Valve’s storefront into a choked mess where games go to fail. Source article: http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2018/03/16/blossom-tales-developers-avoid-closing-thanks-to-switch-sales-after-poor-steam-showing.aspx Source image for Steam releases: https://u.cubeupload.com/0TCFhm.jpg
Ni no Kuni II: Revenant Kingdom – Little King’s Kuni (Jimpressions)
It’s time to check out Ni no Kuni II, a good game that sadly lives in the shadow of its excellent original. At least this one doesn’t yell “NEATO!” every two minutes.
Game Not Included (The Jimquisition)
Let’s talk about collector’s editions, specifically the ones that aren’t really collector’s editions. You shouldn’t be able to call a box of garbage an “edition” of anything, but welcome to the game industry, where Bethesda, EA, and Microsoft have been doing just that.
Bitcoin VS Brain – This Is Very Good For Bitcoin (Direct To Video)
Steam is Bullet Club. I mean, Steam is fine…
The Elder Scrolls Oblivion (The Videogame Show What I’ve Done)
Rory Fingers give Bethesda’s seminal classic, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, an educated and in-depth review.