SQUIRM – The Early Squirm Gets The Squird (Direct To Video)
A very adorable game with neat platforming and a foul mouth. Steam store page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/778330/Squirm/
Tag: Jim Sterling Indie
Scalpers: Turtle & The Moonshine Gang – Plague Masks Though! (Jimpressions)
We found a good one! We found a good game among Steam Direct’s trash heap! Steam store page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/577280/SCALPERS_Turtle__the_Moonshine_Gang/ (Excuse the slightly inferior audio on my voice. Had to use backup audio due to something I explain late in the video)
Bitcoin VS Brain – This Is Very Good For Bitcoin (Direct To Video)
Steam is Bullet Club. I mean, Steam is fine…
Shadow: Treachery Cannot Be Tolerated – Literally The Worst Game On Steam (Direct To Video)
This game was actually better when it was an empty folder.
Attack Of The Gigant Zombie VS Unity Chan – Steam Is Fine (Direct To Video)
Steam still finds a way to surprise me sometimes. Not always for the best. Oh, and I spelled the game’s name correctly in the video title. The zombie is genuinely “gigant.”
HALLUNAZI – Warning: Seizures, Nightmares, Licorice Monsters (Direct To Video)
Once you get past the fact it’s a ghastly visual nightmare with lots of flickering imagery, you find… not a good game.
Squidlit – Neither A Squidlit Nor A Kidlit (Direct To Video)
A fun little Game Boy inspired throwback. Good enough for a store link: http://store.steampowered.com/app/799510/Squidlit/
Dusk Of Confinement – Alone In The Literal Dark (Direct To Video)
This one has absolutely EVERYTHING you would want from a terrible first-person horror game on Steam.
Veggie Killer – Let’s Get Tripp’n Boyz!
I’m still annoyed that many of the enemies are fruits, not vegetables.
Sexy Serial Killer – It’s As Good As It Sounds (Direct To Video)
Hello YouTube, you’re definitely going to tell me this one’s unsuitable for advertisers, aren’t you?
Gay World – Even Hatred Tried Harder Than This (Direct To Video)
Steam’s barrel is bottomless, but that won’t stop this game trying to pop a bottle up it.
DUSK – Sinister Scarecrows, Secret Soap
We played a DUSK demo many moons ago. Now it’s back in Early Access, and we have scarecrow scores to settle…