Minit – The Seconds Of Zelda (Jimpressions)
You play an off-brand Tamagotchi in an off-brand Zelda game. However, its clever puzzle conceit makes a world of difference. Store page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/609490/Minit/
Tag: indie
Steam Isn’t Fine: Indie Game Performs 20 Times Better On Switch Than Steam
The Nintendo Switch is becoming the indie platform of choice while Steam Direct has turned Valve’s storefront into a choked mess where games go to fail. Source article: http://www.gameinformer.com/b/news/archive/2018/03/16/blossom-tales-developers-avoid-closing-thanks-to-switch-sales-after-poor-steam-showing.aspx Source image for Steam releases: https://u.cubeupload.com/0TCFhm.jpg
Patent Trolls Attempting To Shake Down Clicker Heroes Dev
Source: https://www.clickerheroes2.com/patent_trolls.php Patent trolls are especially despicable, to the point where I’d probably celebrate even Activision Blizzard putting one down. Targeting smaller developers and offering them glorified blackmail options is their stock and trade though, and here we see GTX Corp trying to give Playsaurus some classic shakedown treatment.
Past Cure – If Metal Gear & Silent Hill Had A Really Shit Baby (Jimpressions)
This is already easily in the running for one of 2018’s worst game. Woefully inadequate nonsense.
The Warrior of Treasures – Not Quiiiiiite Dark Souls (Direct To Video)
From the genius behind Go Kart Survival comes this awful, awful thing.
Super Seducer’s ‘Dating Guru’ Issues Fraudulent DMCA Takedown To Prove He’s A Man
Super Seducer creator and creepy man Richard La Ruina has a very fragile sense of masculinity, issuing fraudulent DMCA takedowns in order to prove his manhood. Oh yes… this is an amazing little tale.
Pinstripe – Pissy The Piss Snake (Jimpressions)
Poignant, clever, and creepy as all hell! Steam link: http://store.steampowered.com/app/331480/Pinstripe/
Dandara Launch Trailer – Nintendo Switch
In a bizarre universe where the oppressed are on the brink of oblivion, Dandara has awoken to bring balance to this directionless world. Dandara launches February 6 for Nintendo Switch! Learn more about Dandara! #NintendoSwitch #Dandara Visit Nintendo.com for all the latest! http://www.nintendo.com/ More Gaming Posts Rob Gronkowski Gets His Winning Season DARK SOULS III…
Grand Theft Adelaide (The Jimquisition)
Recently we were contacted by an independent game developer from Adelaide, South Australia. Last year this dev was the target of an outrageous news report. Outrageous for all the wrong reasons. The Jimquisition applied more research, editing, production value, and talent to this story than Nine News Adelaide ever did….
DUSK – Sinister Scarecrows, Secret Soap
We played a DUSK demo many moons ago. Now it’s back in Early Access, and we have scarecrow scores to settle…
Talent Is An Asset (The Jimquisition)
On this constructively critical Jimquisition, we explain how using pre-bought videogame assets isn’t inherently wrong, and how they’ve been put to good use. We also have a CASH CONTENT going on to reward anybody who can prove, without a shadow of a doubt, that talent is an asset. (That’s the…
PLAYERUNKNOWN’S BUBBLEBUTT (The Videogame Show What I’ve Done)
Rory Fingers gets in the thick of the Battle Royale experience and lets us know what Playerunknown’s Battlegrounds is all about. He tries to, anyway… the poor sad git.