Be silenced, you! As the first run of Commentocracy wraps up, Duke Amiel du H’ardcore provides a selection of arguments from True Hardcore Gamers around the Internet.
Duke Amiel du H’ardcore today brings word from the incel community, who have decided that “femoids” and “normies” ruined their safe space.
Videogames are hard work, and if you don’t work hard to balance them alongside your wife, child, and job, you’ll never git gud. You’ll NEVER take up miniature gaming, either.
When a game is marketed to H’ardcore Gamers as difficult, it brings them smarming hotly out of the woodwork. Good Duke Amiel is here to share some wisdom from these smug philosophers.
Listen son, I’ve been gaming since the early 80s… Amiel du H’ardcore tackles Tekken and Street Fighter players who think juggling or throwing is acceptable.
Oh now THIS is some hot stuff! Steam page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/300380/Road_Redemption/
Hardcore gamer Rory Fingers explains why Cupface is not the savior of videogame difficulty we’d hoped for. It’s a very serious critique of a very serious game that everybody must take very seriously.
Save states? In MY Fire Emblem? The Duke won’t be having any of that. Here’s something that was spread across multiple Miiverse posts, because it was important to say.
Duke Amiel Du H’ardcore has arrived. These are real comments, written by real people, whose “elite gaming wisdom” are read aloud by an 18th Century aristocrat.
This… this is okay, actually.
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is fantastic, and everybody knows it. There’s less of a consensus on its “Smart-Steering” option, an accessibility feature that some argue against because it’s an accessibility feature. Bonus Content: Life Haxz with Jim Sterling (Footage captured by Laura Kate Dale from letsplayvideogames.com)
NIOH isn’t a very good game, unfortunately. Rory Fingers explains how Team Ninja Gaiden messed it all up forever.