VR Is King, Resident Evil Is For Cowards, Nintendo Will Be BROKEN! (Commentocracy)
Be silenced, you! As the first run of Commentocracy wraps up, Duke Amiel du H’ardcore provides a selection of arguments from True Hardcore Gamers around the Internet.
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Females Ruined Gaming For Those Who Don’t Have Sex (Commentocracy)
Duke Amiel du H’ardcore today brings word from the incel community, who have decided that “femoids” and “normies” ruined their safe space.
Any Drooling Halfwit Can Pick Up A Controller Now (Commentocracy)
Videogames are hard work, and if you don’t work hard to balance them alongside your wife, child, and job, you’ll never git gud. You’ll NEVER take up miniature gaming, either.
The Cuphead Elitists Episode (Commentocracy)
When a game is marketed to H’ardcore Gamers as difficult, it brings them smarming hotly out of the woodwork. Good Duke Amiel is here to share some wisdom from these smug philosophers.
Juggling In Fighting Games Is Low & Lazy (Commentocracy)
Listen son, I’ve been gaming since the early 80s… Amiel du H’ardcore tackles Tekken and Street Fighter players who think juggling or throwing is acceptable.
All Casuals Should Be Forced Back In Time (Commentocracy)
Save states? In MY Fire Emblem? The Duke won’t be having any of that. Here’s something that was spread across multiple Miiverse posts, because it was important to say.
Real PC RPGs Are For Nerds (Commentocracy)
Duke Amiel Du H’ardcore has arrived. These are real comments, written by real people, whose “elite gaming wisdom” are read aloud by an 18th Century aristocrat.