Be silenced, you! As the first run of Commentocracy wraps up, Duke Amiel du H’ardcore provides a selection of arguments from True Hardcore Gamers around the Internet.
Videogames are hard work, and if you don’t work hard to balance them alongside your wife, child, and job, you’ll never git gud. You’ll NEVER take up miniature gaming, either.
When a game is marketed to H’ardcore Gamers as difficult, it brings them smarming hotly out of the woodwork. Good Duke Amiel is here to share some wisdom from these smug philosophers.
Listen son, I’ve been gaming since the early 80s… Amiel du H’ardcore tackles Tekken and Street Fighter players who think juggling or throwing is acceptable.
Save states? In MY Fire Emblem? The Duke won’t be having any of that. Here’s something that was spread across multiple Miiverse posts, because it was important to say.
Duke Amiel Du H’ardcore has arrived. These are real comments, written by real people, whose “elite gaming wisdom” are read aloud by an 18th Century aristocrat.