Steam Direct has been horrible for the storefront, but I gotta admit, it’s turned Jimpressions into something entirely new.
PONY JOY – Friendship Is Tragic
Steam Direct has been horrible for the storefront, but I gotta admit, it’s turned Jimpressions into something entirely new.
I see my little pony has finally got there own game ???
This is on steam? We could’ve had Half life 3 or Quailty control but no. Steam is just busy working on there precious new shitty game instead of fixing there storefront. For god sakes valve, WTF are you guys doing?
Is this a fetish game?
Steam Direct is the wrath of the Elder Gods. It makes a mockery of mankind’s pitiful belief in a rational, understandable universe.
This is the abyss, and it’s looking right back at you.
Valve, you were suppose to make it better … not worse. Now there is ZERO gate keeping. At least before some games wouldn’t get green lite. Now, just pony up $100 USD and you are now a “developer”. Gosh, Valve is stealing our money and souls as we continue to use it. This game would be an embarrassment for a free mobile game.
Is it called Jimpression because of “Jim + Impression” or “Jim + Depression”. If you look at the garbage he reviews both perfectly fit.
There’s a website full of this bootleg MLP content….. we shall not name that website.
*God left*
First impression of the “baby”: BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!!! …And i’m a Brony, so that is how bad this looks to me!
First thing I see = mobile cloned to desktop.
Second thing I see is copyright infringement.
Third thing I see is indescribable horrors from the cynical cash-grab verse.
You know what my tamagochi pony game needs? M I N I N G
WHAT IS THIS BRONY CANCER?!?!? JIM WE SHALL PURGE THIS BRONY SCUM IN YOUR HOLY NAME!!!! DESTROY BURN THE BRONY SCUM AUTISTS!!!!
I feel like Jim would enjoy this game much more if it was a Boglin instead of a pony.
Jim, I’m reporting you for child abuse.
Last time I was early, there were TWO MLP Greenlight games.
Right?
Is this child abuse?
lmao not gonna lie when jim came back from mining to find that pony covered in shit I died ?
Man Season 8 is looking rough.
This game is indeed, a load of old…
Accurate depiction on how terrible having a baby is.