This game is kind of cashing in on the “Having a mustache on something means I’m quirky!” trend long after that trend has died, but also to the wrong crowd (because it was mostly girls with no interests beyond “Popular”), and in the wrong form of media.
This idea is barely even an idea. Punch things and give it facial hair…great. That’s about 30 seconds of content before it gets repetitive and boring. The “victims” need to move or try to stop you. A rating system for how long you take instead of just 1 minute, then you get kicked out. Different victims need different facial hair to take down, with bonuses given for getting it right first time. Power ups that let you get some long range facial hair shots in. Puzzle elements to unlock new areas of maps, lower bridges etc. It needs way more than it has now, it’s barely anything as is.
This game is kind of cashing in on the “Having a mustache on something means I’m quirky!” trend long after that trend has died, but also to the wrong crowd (because it was mostly girls with no interests beyond “Popular”), and in the wrong form of media.
Tomorrow’s unethical business practices today!
The game has so little content I thought Crendor made it.
pringles lawsuit
Just wait until Ubisoft buys this piece of shit franchise next year….
Mustdashe 2: Electric Boogaloo
Mustdashe 3: Tokyo Drift
Mustdashe 4: Primal
3 minutes of content? Sounds like my sex life.
this comment has better content than this game
“, so it’s less than a dollar a minute.” you meant to say more…
This idea is barely even an idea. Punch things and give it facial hair…great. That’s about 30 seconds of content before it gets repetitive and boring. The “victims” need to move or try to stop you. A rating system for how long you take instead of just 1 minute, then you get kicked out. Different victims need different facial hair to take down, with bonuses given for getting it right first time. Power ups that let you get some long range facial hair shots in. Puzzle elements to unlock new areas of maps, lower bridges etc. It needs way more than it has now, it’s barely anything as is.
They totally ripped off Jazzpunk for their visual style.
They are trying to profit off of markiplar
L I T E R A L L Y
This is something that Adult Swim would put on their site just for the fuck of it. Also, Early Access?? What are they going to add to this? Beards?
The title of the game is a bit misleading. I thought it would be some kind of infinite runner game.
i cannot wait untill monday to see if you say something involving that terrible cuphead video and how games journalists need actual skills
Failed to Notice that if you look at your shadow, you are just a pair of floating balls, those aren’t hands.
This seems like a Jazzpunk joke taken way, way too far. Even the shape of the character models remind me of Jazzpunk.
Why the name change? This video was called ‘a dollar a minute’ or something like that.
I’m so glad he mentioned the turd bit because that’s exactly what I thought xP
Any video that begins by mocking the viewer instantly gets a dis like. Every Defranco video I watch and this one.