Mafia II: Definitive Edition – Hot Criminal Garbage (Jimpressions)




2K Games quietly shunted a remaster of Mafia II out the door, and playing it reveals why the publisher hasn’t been particularly loud. It’s a load of rubbish.

A shockingly poor revision of a game that hadn’t aged all that well to begin with, Mafia II: Definitive Edition is definitively inferior.

17 Comments:

  1. Love how just like every mafia game, the only thing more criminal then the characters is the coding

  2. Dilovan Şêr حرية

    This definitive edition should be sleeping with The fishes

  3. Devasta The Seeker

    The 2k account not linked thing reminds me of doom eternal telling me I’m not connected to bethesdanet while I played it offline

  4. These developers have become like the Mafia themselves, releasing low quality trash onto the market like watered down alcohol during Prohibition.

  5. I recommend taking a look at Digital Foundry’s analysis. It seems the PS4 pro version is completely borked.

  6. Jordan Carpenter

    0:07 I didn’t know Peter Griffin playing in a conga line was added into this remaster.

  7. As the great tommy angelo used to say: “My Taxi!!”

  8. If only you had linked the 2K account perhaps you’d be allowed to download the framerate DLC.

  9. David John-Bores

    Okay you can’t just tell me NOT to play this after that intro, Jim. That sold me on it immediately.

  10. Garrett Thacher

    Im not saying Jim was wrong about anything in this video.

    However, I’d have to admit, I’d love if a ‘speed control’ function were in more games.

    I cant remember how many times ive lost a particular mission or segment because of the garbage concept of ‘controlling your speed’ manually in a video game.

    I could see it working particularly well with the ‘need for speed’ and ‘midnight club’ games

  11. 6:52 is like a sequence from looney tunes where daffy duck and bugs bunny are going back and forth till bugs skips a beat and then they are in sync.

  12. Optio_Praetorii

    “it’s part of the game experience” – 2K would call a logo content, wouldn’t they?

  13. 1:25 why is there a tree growing in the middle of the sea?

  14. You’re just being negative, Jim. Cars randomly manifest into my apartment all the time.

  15. My memories of Mafia 2 were a decent open world with a cool setting and soundtrack. The story was the focus and I enjoyed how it unfolded even if the gameplay wasn’t anything particularly interesting. The main thing is the open world wasn’t littered with busy work side missions and instead the approach to realism was a welcome change. Fuck the 2K bullshit though and the low effort remaster

  16. Cream The Everything Fixer

    “Sorry kid, Quality wasn’t part of our deal”

  17. I have to admit everything Jim hates about the gameplay I love! My favorite thing about mafia is the speed limits I’ve just never seen that in another game. I love the story it’s stayed with me for years and I really enjoy it. But I have to agree the remaster is awful.

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