Kingdom Hearts III is finally here. Sora, Goofy, and Donald will finally put a stop to Xehanort, Xehanort, and Xehanort. Because a heart can live anywhere, even in data!
Yes, it’s more total nonsense from a story perspective. As a game? Well, it’s a ton of bloody fun, because it’s a very good game!
Kingdom Hearts III: Featuring Sora, dark Sora, anime Sora, and AU Sora.
Loved the way you’ve been trolling literally everyone on the spectrum with KHIII while ultimately judging the game on its own merits. I’m not saying any other video game journalist is redundant and OBSOLETE, but…
Wonton Buggery is now the name of my Punk Pop band…
Hey. Sent an email to you regarding EA and lootboxes possibly getting banned in Norway too. Article was posted today in a Norwegian game news site I read and I’ve sent a rough translation!
Guru Larry separated his heart one day, his heartless became Jim Sterling and the nobody became what we know as Movie Bob.
Kingdom Hears III.2.4.5.9 Birth By Death, Sleep Awake. The Beginning is the End is The Beginning Prologue Epilogue
You really FEEL like an anime boi in a Disney world trying to have a fanfiction level storytelling.
I have to laugh that you included the cut scene I watched this morning and was just like “jesus this is like the scene from Black Dynamite making fun of overly explainy parts in movies.”
Kingdom Hearts 3 has three drinking games, every time someone says “Sora, Donald and Goofy” take a shot. Take a shot when someone says Heart. And when someone says darkness take a shot. Yes I list these as separate games because attempting to do all three at one will have you doing a lot more then seeing pink elephants.
Oh my God that Mickey Mouse voice. I can’t hear that as anything other than a middle-aged man making his voice squeaky and explaining the nonsensical plot to a Japanese RPG. That’s the real Disney Magic there.
Playing Kingdom Hearts is like dating a crazy hot girl with an unbearably terrible laugh.
Honestly I found that II.9 splash screen genuinely hilarious. They know what they’re doing.
God I really cant look at Buzz Lightyear and NOT see Paladin Danse any more.
“Look at that wanton buggery on the screen right there” – Jim Sterling, 2019
Maybe Disney will use that quote on the box cover.
Mickey’s voice sounds like he’s finally starting to feel his 90+ years of existence.