Oh wow. I am sorry to post another comment, but I was able to see the ending to this piece of shit from another youtube video. Trust me Jim, you dodged a bullet by not finishing this mess.
So you successfully kill Kim (I guess…?) and the sergeant turns out to be a psychopath and kills you. Then jesus shows up again after the credits and tells you to leave positive feedback for these fucking hacks or else he’ll be disappointed in you.
Why the fuck would this person lower his standards to this level? You should of looked at the script and told them THAT THESE PEOPLE WERE OUT OF THEIR GOD DAMN MIND!
Plumber’s Don’t Wear Ties doesn’t sound as bad to me now. You wanna know whats sad? These people were probably inspired by that tripe and wanted to do their own take on it, but even the acting in that game was better then their attempt.
You know that you fucked up when Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties is better then your piece of shit.
For future reference and for your education kiddiwinks – before setting out on a creative voyage of any sort, please study the work of Terence McKenna, learn how to use psychedelics safely & then, and only then, after speaking with the transcendental object at the end of time, begin your creative journey. This will revolutionise Steam and stop the flow of shit.
little content that takes long to load = bad programming. Finished watching this now…. Master Sterling, grant me the power to carry on watching cringe worthy crap. Your power of patience is truly astounding XD
Something tells me David Cage made something like this when he was in high school, realized how hard it was to make video games and went back to making shit movies.
I said it before on the Jim Sterling Reacts video, and I’ll say it again: These white boys need to be beaten up. Their ego is too big, they think everything they do is golden. Some bully in Canada, somewhere, please, go give these guys swirlies and break their glasses.
if its not worth it, why the hell did you do it?! you knew it is a piece of crappy shit beforehand, this is even far worse than DH games and yet you wasted 18 mins on it, not sure what are you trying to say here.
Oh wow. I am sorry to post another comment, but I was able to see the
ending to this piece of shit from another youtube video.
Trust me Jim, you dodged a bullet by not finishing this mess.
So you successfully kill Kim (I guess…?) and the sergeant turns out to be
a psychopath and kills you. Then jesus shows up again after the credits and
tells you to leave positive feedback for these fucking hacks or else he’ll
be disappointed in you.
Why the fuck would this person lower his standards to this level? You
should of looked at the script and told them THAT THESE PEOPLE WERE OUT OF
THEIR GOD DAMN MIND!
Plumber’s Don’t Wear Ties doesn’t sound as bad to me now. You wanna know
whats sad? These people were probably inspired by that tripe and wanted to
do their own take on it, but even the acting in that game was better then
their attempt.
You know that you fucked up when Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties is better then
your piece of shit.
For future reference and for your education kiddiwinks – before setting out
on a creative voyage of any sort, please study the work of Terence McKenna,
learn how to use psychedelics safely & then, and only then, after speaking
with the transcendental object at the end of time, begin your creative
journey. This will revolutionise Steam and stop the flow of shit.
This game seems strange?
Hire Fiverr Jesus to do the sign-off for next week’s Jimquisition.
“Thank me for Jim.”
2:15 i though the guy was retarded at first since i could barely understand
him.. turns out he’s just canadian… not sure which is worse lol
3:43 Fucking hell… Jesus really does exist.
lol how did I know this was a bmc games game from the thumbnail alone!
little content that takes long to load = bad programming. Finished watching
this now…. Master Sterling, grant me the power to carry on watching
cringe worthy crap. Your power of patience is truly astounding XD
Wow, cringe.
nope, got to 5:01, my cringe reflex can only take so much.
Plumbers don’t wear ties for the 3D0 was less cringy than this. And it had
better production values.
Why even make this a game? They probably would’ve actually had something
resembling success if they just made it a parody film.
how did jim sand playing this for as long as he did?.. can we blame the
medication for his back?..
I’m not even mad that this shite got through the Greenlight. Just
disappointed.
Also, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS.
I need to go cry into a pillow.
Please tell me you got a refund
Something tells me David Cage made something like this when he was in high
school, realized how hard it was to make video games and went back to
making shit movies.
my God! this is an absolute abomination!
metal gear length cutscenes in this bad boy
This guy is the new David Cage.
This is what happens when you tell your kids they can be whatever they want
to be.
those live action parts are fucking cringey as fuck
All behold a new COD killer pretendent!
Just when you though Steam Greenlight games couldn’t get any worse.
on behalf of all quebecers, I truly apologize for this abomination. a
disgrace
Is it normal that BMC Studio’s horrible skits make me want to kill myself?
Are you sure jim BMC isn’t just part of Digital Hommicide, There I said
their name lol
I said it before on the Jim Sterling Reacts video, and I’ll say it again:
These white boys need to be beaten up. Their ego is too big, they think
everything they do is golden. Some bully in Canada, somewhere, please, go
give these guys swirlies and break their glasses.
Why.. Why people make these crappy games that aren’t crappy enough to be
funny?
French game development has fairly low standards.
Steam is breaking new-grounds with greenlight.
I don’t know why, but I feel sorry for that Jesus actor guy
I’ve never had cancer, but I now feel like I know what having cancer would
be like.
I’m suicidal after watching this.
God I’m like 5 minutes in and I can’t stand it anymore.. I don’t know how
Jim doesn’t just punt his PC through a window after seeing shit like this.
How about a vote to remove turds from Steam? That exists right?
oh god these fags just wont stop with this ****
we need one hell of a post lawsuit Jimquisition
i would assume the long loading times are to help stop people from
refunding the game
I wanna hire Jesus. I want my own, personal, Jesus.
I feel like the title of this should have been, “I’m suffering and I want
you to suffer too”.
These guys have gone full retard..you. never go full retard.
I wasn’t looking at the video at 2:18 and thought I’d accidentally skipped
a portion.
Apparently not.
This shit depresses me, why even fucking try educating yourself when people
like this get so much attention…
if its not worth it, why the hell did you do it?! you knew it is a piece of
crappy shit beforehand, this is even far worse than DH games and yet you
wasted 18 mins on it, not sure what are you trying to say here.
french canadian guy… enough said!
Jesus is probably somebody they found on Fivver.
If you cannot play this game in north Korea that’s a point for Kim.
I’m a french canadian, my level of cringe and shame at the moment is
through the fucking roof o.o, SHAMEFUL DISPLAYU!
Yes, it’s very well known that the American military kills the family
members of fellow soldiers. Jesus Christ this is shit. :l