Hunt Down The Freeman – Shitty 17 (Jimpressions)




This might actually be among the worst I’ve ever had the misery of playing.

The fact they want $24.99 for this ripoff is just the semen on the cake.

20 Comments:

  1. Did anyone expect this was going to be good?

  2. The most depressing thing is that this is probably the closest we’ll ever get to a Half Life 3…

    EDIT: Also, I’m curious, what exactly is the legality of all this? Surely this game would have to be Valve-sanctioned right? Do they not give a fuck about their IP?

  3. Praise Gaben amirite

  4. Christian Neihart

    Oh Valve, how you have fallen.

  5. The Inconceivable Glue Man

    *WHERE IS DA FREEMAN!?*

  6. YOU FUCKED UP MY FACE

  7. Porn SFM videos are animated better than the ones in this “game”.

  8. We used to think we’d be getting a Half Life 2 : Episode 3.

    This is what we got. :life:

  9. did you try and crouch jump over the rails my boi

  10. Gameplay looks more dynamic and less time wasteful than Metal Gear S*urvive, I’m not shitposting.

  11. *HUNT DOWN THE ASSETS*

  12. I like the idea of a HL game set in the 7 hour war, especially one made by somebody who knows what they’re doing.

  13. The Wolf Princess

    $25 for this? Games from 20 years ago are better than this. Also, I think this game has committed one of the golden sins of horror games with the wobbly camera when running.

  14. If it were just a normal mod, everyone would (kinda) like it.

  15. Strelok Audio Design

    if it was just a f ree mod it would not be a problem, why the hell is this thing a game on steam for 25 bucks????

  16. I miss Steam Good Stuff. I miss Best of Steam Greenlight trailers. I miss Steam Greenlight.

    I genuinely miss Steam Greenlight. ?

  17. So… Do you hunt down the freeman at any part of this game?
    Cause i am not gonna play it to find out.

  18. Alexander Yordanov

    This is not worthy of being called a mod. Mods are things like Underhell, Research and Development or even Call of Chernobyl. This is an aberration.

  19. Jomaster The Second

    More like *Gulp Down The Semen.*

  20. For those saying crouch jump, that was among the things I had tried and no dice. This footage is from after I’d lost my temper with it.

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