Hentai Vs. Evil – As Horny As A Soccer Ball (Jimpressions)




Hentai Vs. Evil has taken something beautiful (hentai) and made it bad (bad).

20 Comments:

  1. “Hentai is not meant to be dirty” Jim Sterling, 2021
    You heard it here first folks

  2. How dare you insult us perverts without stepping OR spitting on us!

  3. I’m weirded out by the “we modelled high heels and then got told the game was pivoting to barefooted” feet.

  4. Catering to the lowest common denominator, that’s what this game is…trying to do.

  5. I wish I could say not even Yandere Dev would play this game but I have my doubts…..

  6. I was so sure this was going to be PC only.

    I almost wanna buy it on the Switch just for the absurdity.

  7. “The PC-version has nipples.”

    Can’t believe the developers of Hentai vs Evil betrayed their loyal core audience of console players like that.

    Heh.

  8. The fact that this game has no tentacle enemies makes this far less hentai than said game was promising

  9. Yo steph, thx for telling me that the console version has no nipples, now I can have 2 copies of the game, one for me and the other to play with friends. I hate nipples but I fear that my friends will bully me for that.

  10. You can buy a game like this on Steam, take a screenshot of the game, and the system will flag your screenshot from your account because of the nudity. Is that not just hilarious?

  11. I actually kinda dig the weird plasticky look with the weird misty blood, if they’d just put a little thought into the gameplay lmao

  12. Of course I only know this because of intellectual curiosity, but there’s better hentai, better games, and better hentai games out there right now for free. Why pay money for something that does neither part of hentai game well?

  13. ngl I have a few games within the genre of nsfw. But my motto is: The game itself needs to actually be fun. If I want hentai, I can easily get that for free. If I want a specific game’s hentai, I’m sure I could find it online somewhere instead of wasting effort playing a game. No – the game ITSELF must be good and enjoyable. If it’s not, I have no reason to play it.

  14. The way she stwists her torso when she moves in different directions is hillarious to me. xD

  15. The girls don’t even jiggle from the recoil. Surely that’s the bare minimum you’d expect from a game selling itself with sexy anime girls with guns.

  16. Wait, who buys this? People without internet?
    You could’ve bought actual hentai with the money this would’ve cost.
    Or better yet, you could’ve found better, for free.

  17. If any are interested, “Anthophobia”, “Corruption of Champions 2”, and “Castle in the Clouds” are pretty good ero games on Steam.
    Deserved way more attention than games like these. Possibly wanting Jim’s thoughts as well.
    P.s. One’s a 2d survival horror, a text adventure rpg, and a metroidvania; and, all have something in common, and have done that very well.

  18. Other than Huniepop, I’ve yet to find a game that effectively combines smut and actual gameplay. I like Visual Novels reasonably well, and you Dead or Alive beach volleyball is ok, but that’s the closest we’ve come to my knowledge other than some old new grounds level stuff

  19. “I serve no societal purpose” I mean, your the reason a lot of people know how scummy and criminal the video game industry is. Plus, your transition to from ‘Jim’ to Stephanie inspired a lot of people which is always awesome.

  20. Shouldn’t this have been a “Squirty Play” instead of “Jimpression”?

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