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Can Bullet Bill KILL?!?
I’ve done PLENTY of dark theories on the Mario franchise, from Super Mario being a sociopath to Princess Peach being the dead mother of Rosalina and beyond. But today, I’ve uncovered the most dangerous game in the Mario canon — Mario Kart! Mario Kart 8! Well, specifically Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. I did the math, and the devastation those fun little Mario Karts deliver is something to truly fear. So hop in and buckle your seatbelts, because this is going to be one crazy Mario Kart adventure!
Mario Theories:
Can Bullet Bill kill you?
Legend of Zelda Theories:
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My bad: 5’11” actually equals 180 cm…but NO FEAR! I did all the speed calculations in Standard first, then converted each result back to metric, so although I misspoke in that one moment about the height conversion, the rest of the stats should all be right!
Like I said, I’m stupid imperialist scum with a dumb measurement system 🙂
5″11 isn’t 155cm
No, complete nonsense.
You calculation at 13:40 is based on walls are solid and have friction, which Mariokart walls are not.
“Granted I was playing with myself” ~ Matpat 2017.
Probably could have said your were playing BY yourself, but nope! But now we know
man the wii u was awesome shut the f*** up
*But MatPat*,
If these guys are going so fast,
why are you making such a big deal about how dangerous Mario Kart is?
What is wrong with you? Can I PLEASE stop seeing this in trending and recommendeds?
WAIT A MINUTE MATPAT IS SMALLER THAN 5ft 11″ WOW WE SHOULD HAVE A THEORY ON THAT
Temple Run guy should be wearing a helmet then.
Now my favorite part of this, he didnt do these speed calculations at 200cc, chances are these are at 100cc likely 50cc, so these calculations arent even scary compared to what they could be.
It’s just a theory. A gay theory. Thanks for wasting your time.
(Random question) Who else heard that Indigo Misfit – Bronx Tale song
We haven’t forgotten about your nights vs samurai vs Vikings episode
Don’t go to MatPat’s house. He’ll measure you.
Only Matpat can make Mario Kart as gory and disturbing as Mortal Kombat.
You’ve gone too far this time Matt!
“If this video game happened in real life, everyone would have died.”
There, I’ve summarized at least half of this channel’s content. You’re welcome.
Wait…. if Mario is 5’11” how short are you?
Do a theory on The Elder Scrolls/Skyrim!!
what even are miles
save our souls, god of the metric system