Final Fantasy VII NFTs Are Just Plain Offensive (The Jimquisition)


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Final Fantasy VII NFTs? Square Enix didn’t so much miss the point of that game as deliberately laugh in its face!

17 Comments:

  1. I have one of those cloud action figures…in 2004. That is old shit stock they couldnt sell the first time

  2. allyournamesareours

    Aaahh yes, Jim Stephanie Sterling, my favorite VTuber

  3. want less, be nothing, die quietly

  4. Thank you, Commander.

  5. Treguard on NFTs: “ooooooooh nasty”

  6. Vladimir Zhilyaev

    2:48 Could help, but notice that the gamepad is most likely disconnected.

  7. I would love to get into the NFT market but it’s expensive with the gas price alone, something could cost $18 but the gas could be over $400

  8. I actually thought of a way NFTs could be good. Monolith soft could make an exclusive tiny crappy line of them to trade to square enix for the rights to xenogears! Squenix would be all over that deal and Monolith would get their IP back for free, then never touch NFTs again. We could actually get a modern remake of gears that is actually finished as the original sadly never got the chance to be and monolith can stop being extra vague referencing the game in their other games.

    That is really the only positive I can think of though. Screw NFTs. All the sleezy used car and insurance salesman from the 80s and 90s movies never went extinct they became crypto bros.

  9. And here I thought the whole point of NFT’s was that “y0u Achchualy oWn iT”. Yet if a corporate owned service goes down (gets taken offline on purpose, of course) you lose access to said NFT? I don’t even feel stupid for not understanding this shit. Fuck right off, scammers!

  10. Why would you release an NFT on a centralized database. Traditional companies are just not getting it. Nobody will give a shit about this.

  11. FF7 could sell a used hard sock

  12. Man, I wish E3 wasn’t canceled this year. Just imagine how horribly memeworthy of a show Square Enix would have put out:
    “All the IPs you know and love from us are now reduced to NFTs. Please be excited.”

  13. Please excuse me while I drown myself in indie games (and monser hunter)

  14. While business heads are being dumbasses, I am am actually hoping for once the FF7 Remake part 2 deviates from the original by adding in it Shinra trying to sell Shinra Coin worldwide and in town vendors you can try to use them but their value is always 0 gil

  15. Reminds me of when The Lorax was used to advertise a car.

  16. game about saving the planet being used to sell nfts that destroy it

  17. 30 seconds of research could have told you this is using polkadot, which doesn’t have the environmental impact of current NFT shite.

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